It’s Friyay motherfuckers! The Beautiful One, Crystal, let me sleep in until 8 this morning. Sleep daddy disappeared in the early morning and I was woke up to being chased through a corn field (iykyk) I hit the back button (I think), and then it it again to find sleep daddy again. I had to…

Still dark out when we wake up. Podrick has been up for at least 2 hours. He’s been doing Podrick things. Mostly annoying (I think) Crystal. He clomped across me once or twice I think. He’s just been doing bored Podrick things. Can’t really be mad at him for that. Annoying, yes. I don’t think…

Podrick was locked out of the bedroom this morning. He was 4x4ing across me, and digging in the shelves next to Crystal’s side of the bed. So she took him, and removed him. I have no idea what time that was. The wind finally died down yesterday evening. I don’t know when it happened, but…

Podrick lumbered across my legs 3 or four times this morning. It’s like he’s 4x4ing across the bed. I know he doesn’t mean to hurt but, yo, he does. It’s like a shiatsu massage gone wild. The mid shift wasn’t too bad yesterday. I’m a little sore, I spent the first 2.5 hours on my…