Greetings and salutations my friends. We’ve made it to the weekend. Me? I’m closer. I have a short shift today, then it’s the weekend.

I preordered some Chinese food from the bar a couple of days ago, I’ll be picking it up for dinner tonight.

Oh yeah… walking to work yesterday. I get to the front door, and it’s damaged. So damaged I didn’t have to put my key in to unlock. Oh god. I walk in. Nothing seemed different. I walk around the counter, using my pinkie finger to open the cash drawer. Empty.

Oh. Fuck.

I do a quick walk around. Nothing else is missing. There’s the iPad and the store cell. There’s BossLadys laptop.

I call her

Then I call 911.

Long story short (too late…) the police took two hours. Took my statement, and BossLadys. He leaves. Two hours later, in walks CSI: TinyTown. He actually dusts for prints. He didn’t get any.

‘‘Twas a long day. But I made it through. I hope today is less exciting.

Coffee first. World later.