If fools rush in, then call me one my heart’s already jumped that gun mama told me, “Take it slow and steady” but I’m falling all in already, yeah

I wake up, and stumble to the kitchen. It looks like someone fought in there. Crystal’s jersey is thrown around the room, and her sunglasses have been played with, all on the floor. I know who did it. He’s the same one that doesn’t know how much he weighs. When he does a superhero landing, it’s heard. When he jumps up on the bed, it’s felt.

Podrick.

We had a good day yesterday. I was a limp for most of the day. I played Tropico in the morning, slowly making my way to the Cold Wars. I also found the population cap on the Nintendo Switch, so I’m trying to pivot from agriculture, to a more tourism-based economy.

Then it was time to head into SlightlyBiggerTown to help my mom with something, and to go to the dollar store. I wasn’t expecting to drive the big truck there, but that’s what happened. I think at one point (on the way back) mom fell asleep.

We managed to take care of what my mother needed help with, and we hit up the dollar store. The Spoiled One got some more toys. From there we stopped at A&W for a slightly late lunch.

All in all, it was a really nice day. Mostly relaxing. I played more Tropico, making it to the Cold War era. And that’s where the pivot began – agriculture to tourism – without bringing more people to the island.

Back to work for the rest of the week now.

It was a good weekend. Shit that wasn’t even the weekend. It’s freakin Wednesday.

Good times.