I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven

Good morning, Friyay! We made it, motherfuckers! It’s bright and sunny out. It doesn’t look like rain, but according to my weather app last night, it’s supposed to rain this afternoon.

We both slept like the dead. She played for a little while longer, and came into bed after I had fallen asleep. Pippin found her way under the blankets and fell asleep.

The alarm startled both of us.

Coffee has been brewed, and she’s on my lap, as I try and focus my eyes.

So let’s get this day started, so we can get to the weekend! Coffee for everyone!