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Shawshank, July 2, 2024

When I went down for my nap. It wasn’t as bright as this. It was gray, with just the hints of the sun coming out. The only thing that’s been consistent, is the wind.

It’s always the wind.

After a weekend of being able to sleep in, when the alarm went off this morning, a zombie climbed out of bed. A zombie turned on the coffee pot, and got dressed. When I made the coffee at work, I put out a pot of regular roast, and a pot of regular roast labeled as dark roast.

Oops.

Work was wicked slow. I knew it was gonna be a little slow, but I didn’t think it would be that slow. We went just over an hour without one single customer. Wow! So when second shift came in, I walked. I needed a nap.

That’s what we call a full circle moment.

I’ll see myself out. Happy Monday Tuesday and all that other happy horseshit.

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