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She had dumps like a truck truck truck – thighs like a what what what

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ITS VOTING DAY TODAY! I’m excited, I think the last time I voted, I was 19. So this is a bit of a big deal. I have to laugh, on the inside; my mom is quizzing my dad who to vote for.

“Which Party are you voting for?

“Um, its the Saskatoon, no, Saskatchewan Party.”

“Who’s the candidate?“

“Can you write his name down for me?”

So funny, she hasn’t asked me yet. I don’t think she will.

I slept pretty well last night, just up about a half hour before the alarm went off, but I went back to sleep for the half hour.

Time for coffee, happy Monday!

I like to dream yes yes, right between the sound machine

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Welp, I’ve had better sleeps. Too warm, tossy turny. Too stuffed up to breathe properly. And now, here I am. Awake while the coffee brews. It looks cold out there. We’ve been below freezing now for about a weeks. Even the high temp isn’t above freezing. I miss shorts weather. And another kick in the pants, it looks like it snowed again. But I can’t be sure, I didn’t leave the house yesterday. I probably won’t leave the house today.

I will leave the house on Monday. To vote. I wonder if they give little “I Voted” stickers here. Probably not. I always wanted the little sticker.

But it’s gonna be a good day today. I hope anyways. Nothing planned. Star Trek: Into Darkness is up next, I have Crystal, and coffee. It’s gonna be alright today! And maybe later, if Crystal poi’s, I’ll watch Eclipse.

Happy Sunday y’all!

Long live our noble Queen god save the Queen

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Weird, weird dreams. I’d blame Crystal, but this was all my subconscious.

We flew to England. I went right to a book store, and bought a copy of Breaking Dawn.

I flew all the way to London. You know London; fish, chips, cup o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary Poppins? London!

But at the same time, I’m pretty sure I picked up first edition copies of Harry Potter.

I also had a toaster oven. But it wasn’t a toaster oven. It was an actual oven, just shrunk down to the size of a toaster oven.

But it wasn’t a toaster oven.

Ok, coffee now.

Oh the warmth in your eyes swept me into your arms

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Since it’s wicked cold out, and since it was supposed to be cleaned on Sunday – my dad turned it off Sunday afternoon, I was asked to fill it Sunday, so I did and turned it back on again. So I was asked to clean it today. I did the basic cleaning, and I’ll be shown the more in-depth cleaning on Saturday or Sunday.

So I cleaned it as well as I could and refilled the pellets, and restarted it. As far as I can tell, the basement isn’t on fire. But at this point, I’m too afraid to look!

I HAVE MADE FIRE!

You make me happy with the things you do

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Good morning! It’s Friday! You made it! Of course, I totes knew you’d make it. You’re very skillful at making it through the week.

Why is it always the last 20 minutes before the alarm goes off, that the bed is the most comfortable and the your sleep is the deepest ever?

Well I guess my next Book Club book is Brave New World. I hope it lives up to the hype!

Happy Friyay everyone!