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And what better way to say “I love you.” than with the gift of a spatula?

Shawshank, October 9, 2021

Good morning, happy Saturday. Right before my alarm went off, Crystal was trying to get my to get something for her. She kept tell me, it’s right there, upper right hand corner. Don’t you see it? Then my alarm went off. I wonder what my subconscious wanted me to reach…

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Where do you go if you want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost?

Shawshank, October 8, 2021

According to the featured photo, and my coworker, my coworker has parasites. Parasites that won’t let her ribs heal at all. It’s been about 10 weeks, and she says that her ribs haven’t started to heal. That means I’m the designated mover. Still. Good morning everyone, welcome to my life!…

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Well I don’t know why I came here tonight. I’ve got the feeling that something ain’t right.

Shawshank, October 7, 2021

Morning everyone. We’re inching closer to the weekend here. My alarm went off this morning, and my first thought was hmm that was a good sleep, oh, I have to work today. Well, shit. As you can tell, I’m looking forward to work today. Not. So it goes. But that’s…

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Yeah, we fancy like Applebee’s on a date night

Shawshank, October 6, 2021

Good morning you cool and crazy cats. Welcome to Jurassic Park Wednesday. I think I slept through the night I mean I don’t remember getting up in the night. I could’ve, I just don’t remember. It’s my long week this week. And that’s ok. Hopefully it’ll be busy today. Yesterday…

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Well, I tumble outta bed and stumble to the kitchen pour myself a cup of ambition

Shawshank, October 5, 2021

Good morning everyone. This is the second day in a row that I’ve woken up and I’m starving. Which is funny because I ate literally minutes before going to sleep. I can hear wolves or coyotes howling. They just started. Strange little animals. Maybe they’re saying good morning. This is…

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Too many cooks, it’s true the saying goes it’ll spoil the broth honey, I think that’s not true

Shawshank, October 4, 2021

I’ve had to check twice. Once last night and once just right now to make sure that it was Monday and not Tuesday. I’m still not 100% convinced. But the coffee is brewing, and the birds are singing their little bird songs. It’s another sunrise in TinyTown! Yesterday was pretty…

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