Life Three French hens Shawshank, December 3, 2025 Happy Thanksgiving! Yes, I know I’m late, for both. But we’ve already celebrated Canadian Thanksgiving. And even though it’s past time, I had a day off a box of turkey boob, and a counter full of high processed food ready for this evening when we feast! Podrick wasn’t too bad this morning. He wasn’t as… Continue Reading
Life Une louloute est venue chez-moi Poupée de cellophane, cheveux chinois Un sparadrap, une gueule de bois A bu ma bière dans un grand verre En caoutchouc Shawshank, December 2, 2025 Good morning. Like Crystal has mentioned, Podrick is so close to be opening doors. Thankfully, I put a weight on the bedroom side of the door, so he can’t get his paw under the door to pull. He was rather quiet this morning. I think I kicked him out of the bedroom around 6:40. All… Continue Reading
Life My memory is muddy, what’s this river that I’m in? Shawshank, December 1, 2025 Good morning, fam. Podrick was being Podrick this morning, so I’m up a little early this morning. I was nice and warm, and sleeping. With just a little drool on the pillow. I got up, and dressed. I stumbled out to the kitchen, and turned on the coffee. Then I turned my attention to the… Continue Reading
Life Lazy yellow moon comin’ up tonight Shawshank, November 30, 2025 The wee devil let us (me) sleep in. He didn’t knock over a lot of things. The picture of me and Prince Philip, a cat toy, one Nintendo switch controller. Oh, and a banana clip. Around 6:30 (I think), I got up and used the facilities. Then locked and barred the bedroom door. I lost… Continue Reading
Life Wake up (wake up) grab a brush and put a little make-up Shawshank, November 29, 2025 Good morning. Podrick was trying his best to get us to wake up and play with him. The Beautiful One was up at 3 to pick up shit that he was playing with in the bathroom. Then again at 6:50 is when I rolled out of bed. I’m sure he knocked the same shit down.… Continue Reading
Life If you drink, don’t drive do the watermelon crawl Shawshank, November 28, 2025 Up just a little early this morning. Podrick was being Podrick, so I kicked him out of the bedroom, and blocked the door. Crystal says he’s getting close to opening the door. My body said “you need to pre, and you really need to blow your nose.” I ignored my body and for a couple… Continue Reading