Good morning. I slept in! We talked about this last night before going to bed. Crystal said I’d sleep in until 7:13. Guess what? That was the exact time that I woke up. I’m beginning to think, she nudged me at 7:13 to wake me up – to prove her point from last night!

It’s my weekend for the next two days. So everything that I was supposed to do yesterday, I’ll be taking care of today. So that means the chores, and of course the food. It’s brunch day today! It’s almost time to get your pig shavings and boneless chicken in the pan to be safe to consume.

But before all that, I’ll be getting the laundry started and then the general stuff. But it’ll be a nice weekend before I go back to work.

So let’s get this Saturday started! Happy weekend everyone.

I got up 2 minutes before my alarm went off this morning. I fumbled to shut the alarm off, and stumbled into the bathroom.

I was a little discombobulated this morning. More on that later. I turned on the coffee pot, waited, and poured myself a cuppa. I sat down, and told myself that it’s the weekend, and it’s Dateline on NBC. I was not disappointed.

I went to my sneaky spot – on top the fridge, and grabbed the anniversary card for Crystal. It was hidden really well, lodged in between her anniversary presents. I put it on her side of the couch.

I have some more coffee, and then broke my fast. Kissed Crystal on my way out to work. I do all the normal opening stuff. About three or four hours into work, I can smell B.O. It’s me. I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. I sat outside for most of the morning, because of that.

Also,

I JUST WANT TO WISH THE LOBSTER LOVE OF MY LIFE A HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, AND I’M SO SORRY THAT I LOUDLY FART WHILST ASLEEP NEXT TO YOU. AGAIN, I AM TOTES SORRY. ❤️