Author: Shawshank

I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.

They cut off my legs, now I’m an amputee, God damn you

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FINALLY ITS FRIYAY!

I’ve been waiting all week for this. Some groceries have been bought, the rest will be purchased tomorrow.

It was hard to get out of bed this morning. I just didn’t have it in me. Nevertheless, he persisted. I rolled out of bed. Did the bathroom things, and turned on the coffee pot.

I sat, staring into the void until it was time to make the donuts. At work I did the usual opening procedures, and with the mid shift came in at 8, I filled some propane tanks.

Thankfully, groceries came early, so I could leave a couple of minutes early. I’m home now, and I have a very happy Chaucer laying on my lap. Time for some TotK.

Happy Friday everyone. Welcome to the weekend!

They have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon

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One. One more day to go. One more day, and it’s the weekend. Thank the gods.

We had a confirmed tornado about 31 miles from us. That’s pretty scary if you ask me. Here? Nothing but some wind and a little bit of rain.

Up again way too early for work. Work was a lot slower than yesterday, but I’m feeling a helluva lot better than yesterday, so there’s that.

Nothing much planned for tonight. Nuggs for dinner and relaxing. Up again at 4:30 in the morning. But at least tomorrow is Friday.

Boil them, bake them, shake-and-bake them nibble on their heads and make them oooey, gooey, rich and chewy

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Hey internet fam, it’s ya boy, Shawshank. I’m home from work. I survived. Barely. My allergies are in full force today. My nose won’t stop running today. Yes, I’ve taken my allergy pills. Twice in fact.

Either way, I’m home. Crystal isn’t feeling all that great today, so I made an executive decision for dinner tonight. Tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches. Yum.

I get home, and Crystal isn’t playing her usual game. She’s playing Tears of the Kingdom! She’s always liked exploring, and she never got the whole map opened up, so that’s what she’s doing. And kicking ass and taking names.

Ok, I got Chaucer on my lap, so I’m gonna sign off peace out, bitches!

We in that Sunshine State where the bomb-ass hemp be

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Almost forgot to post today. Crystal asked to go to the thrift store after work, and I answered fuck yeah! I got $20 in my pocket. Let’s go pop some tags! Sadly though, there was nothing that we wanted there. Although, I did see Crystal gazing strongly at the tap shoes, before walking away from them.

Work wasn’t too bad today. Just slow. It was wicked froggy this morning. Like really bad. I couldn’t see too far a head when I was driving to work, but I made it. After the sun rose, the fog lifted very quickly.

After the thrift store, I fired up Tears of the Kingdom. I have 4 bloody caves left to find and like Crystal says, I’m gonna have to borrow her laptop and find a cave map and compare to my map to figure out where the remaining ones are.

Maybe this weekend, I’ll do that.

Gotta go and check on dinner. Happy Tuesday y’all!