Life Your butt is wide, well mine is too Shawshank, September 12, 2020 I was conscripted to help my mom bake. And by help, I was given a recipe and told to make a pumpkin roll. I’ve never made a pumpkin roll before. It’s just a thin cake. What could go wrong? I had to put walnuts in it. Yeah, it’s that bad!… Continue Reading
Life Lift up the receiver, I’ll make you a believer Shawshank, September 12, 2020September 12, 2020 Good morning! Happy Saturday! Today is the first day in about a month or maybe more, that I actually slept through the night. All night. Today, we were supposed to go in to SlightlyBiggerTown to pick up wood pellets for the stove by my dad came home last night saying… Continue Reading
Life Take life from tomorrow, cause I’ve burned out today Shawshank, September 11, 2020 Good morning! Here’s a coffee cup salute to everyone! We made it to Friday! I knew we would!now y’all just have to make it through the shift with out beating anyone to death with a spatula. It’s gonna be hard, but I know that you can do it. You gotta… Continue Reading
Life Google maps is the best (true dat) Double true! Shawshank, September 10, 2020 It’s been a lazy day here at Shady Acres. Well, it really hasn’t. But it feels like it. I haven’t cleaned or organized anything today, haha. But I have done things! Really I have! I applied for my health card. I donated books to the library. I dropped stuff off… Continue Reading
Life Down by the river in the full moonlight Shawshank, September 10, 2020 Awake! It’s almost Pre-Friday. Almost. You can make it. One of the talking heads on the local news is talking about the NFL and opening day. This guy is a moron. He’s talking about how good the Cowboys are gonna be. The. Cowboys. I’ll let that sink in. America’s Team…. Continue Reading
Life Let’s go out to lobby and have ourselves a treat Shawshank, September 9, 2020 Okay, I do feel pretty accomplished on cleaning the basement. I felt even more accomplished by hooking up a 30ish year old VCR, and having it play a VHS tape. It only ate it in one part and I wound it back up. But I wanted to get a DVD… Continue Reading