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I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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I’m in a position where people that’s older than me look at me as a leader

Shawshank, September 26, 2023

Awake. I can’t remember if I got up in the night. I don’t think I did, but you never know. Course, I probably did. It’s a bright and sunny day out there so far, and I can hear the garbage truck toodling around. The coffee has been brewed, and like…

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Lips as sweet as candy

Shawshank, September 25, 2023

Here we go again. Another Monday. A new week is on our doorstep. But wait, did y’all see the score of the Dolphins game from yesterday? That’s insane, huh? Miami must have done the Annexation of Cuba. It’s the only way they could’ve won by that high of a score….

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Yeah, bitch, I said what I said

Shawshank, September 24, 2023

Good morning. It’s still pretty grainy out there. I think it supposed to be like this pretty much all weekend. Blech. I’m not too fond of grainy days. Yep, just checked – this is as good as it gets weather-wise today. Chances of random drizzle/rain today as well. Least we…

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My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty

Shawshank, September 23, 2023

Ok ok ok, I’m awake. It’s a gray and rainy day here. So much rain. My question is why couldn’t we get some of this liquid sunshine during the summer? Anyways, it is what it is, and of course we’ll welcome the rain! Finally, it’s the weekend! We do have…

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And no I won’t be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll

Shawshank, September 22, 2023

Ugh. Awake. I was up on and off this morning. The first time, I looked at the clock. Big mistake – 3:44. The next time I got up, and actually got out of bed and used the bathroom, it was around 4:30. The next time was around 6ish m, I…

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You see that shampoo bottle

Shawshank, September 21, 2023

There was a cat rave somewhere in the bedroom around 6:30 or so this morning. I flew out of bed, but with the light and lack of my glasses, I couldn’t find anything. Crystal, sleepily asked me to turn the coffee on. I declined, and snuggled back into bed, hoping…

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