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I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni

Shawshank, September 20, 2023

Hey. So yeah, both of us didn’t really have a good sleep. I was up early to go to the bathroom and to get something to drink. As I was walking back into the bedroom, I ended up closing the living room curtains, and going back to get another drink…

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I’m gonna take two weeks, gonna have a vacation

Shawshank, September 19, 2023

Good morning. I’m wicked groggy this morning. I woke up at some point in the night. I get up and do my business in the bathroom. I could hear kids or someone yelling outside. It sounded like they were looking for a pet or something. After a couple of yells…

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So I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone

Shawshank, September 18, 2023

I’m awake. The sun is slowly rising. It’s a little gray out there. But according to the weather app, it’s supposed to be, after a little rain, which I’ll doubt we’ll have, sunny and 80° out there today. It’s a perfect day for brunch later on this morning. I went…

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Giving ’em eargasms with my mellow accent

Shawshank, September 17, 2023

Chaucer is standing on me. He’s really trying to find a comfy spot. And, he’s snuggled in. Good morning, my friends. It’s Sunday morning, and it’s bright and sunny out there in the real world. Inside, it’s not too bad. The bed, at least for me, was just the bees…

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‘Cause we’re living in a material world and I am a material girl

Shawshank, September 16, 2023

Here I am. I’m right here. I mostly had a good sleep last night. I was up a little early, as I really needed to use the bathroom. I slid out of bed, did my thing, grabbed a couple mouthfuls of water, and tried to slide back into the bed…

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The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim

Shawshank, September 15, 2023

Good Friyay morning my friends. It’s almost the weekend. And honestly, I can’t wait. I just have today, and the short shift tomorrow, then it’s the weekend. Which is good because I was up early with another coughing fit for a few minutes. I tried to stay in bed for…

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On This Day

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  • 2 years ago...
    • I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
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    • The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
  • 4 years ago...
    • Pass the Dutchie 'pon the left hand side
  • 5 years ago...
    • Birthday month book haul!

Recent Comments

  • cellyhikes on One’s got the matches, one’s got the lashes one’s running her mouth again: “Sorry to hear, hope it all goes well today for you and your family 🙂”
  • Shawshank on Kissy face, kissy face sent to your phone, but I’m tryna kiss your lips for real: “I forgot to add the spaghetti sauce and the meatballs w/raisins were amazing. The garlic toast, and the pie were…”
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