You in first place, you in first place bad bitch contest, you in first place

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me. If I’m posting, it’s a new day. Happy Thursday all you had bitches. It’s Thursday, and it’s also my birthday. The coffee is brewing and we are watching the news.

I opened my present from Crystal and it’s a new robo vacuum! Toaster was good when it was just me. He was ok when it was me and Pippin. But add another cat and another human, Toaster just couldn’t keep up. So for my birthday, I asked for a new one. I’ll set up the little cylon when I get home from work today.

I don’t feel old. And truth be told, I don’t even know how old I am. 46? 45? 102? Who knows. It’s a mystery. And quite frankly, at this point, I’m afraid to ask.

Damn the coffee tastes good this morning. It’s almost the end of the week! We can make it people! Happy Thursday y’all!

Besides, no one’s interested in something you didn’t do

It’s Wednesday. It’s bright and sunny out there. Should be a nice and warm day today. Good morning everyone, I hope that you all had a good sleep. I was up a little early to pee, and then dozed/slept until the alarm went off.

It was a little warm, but I adjusted a little, and managed to fall back asleep. The coffee is brewing, and we each have a mug full. It tastes pretty good.

I worked until about 3:30 yesterday. I played out in the “garden” yesterday. I weeded pretty much the whole bed, and it looks so much better out there. This paved the way for BossLady to just step in and make it pretty.

After work I was filthy, and very very sore. So I hopped in the shower, and afterwards I felt a lot better. I played a little TotK, and then made dinner and then watched Crystal play.

I don’t know what to expect today. I’m sure it’ll probably be action packed. I’ll need more coffee!

Take my hand come undercover

Good morning! It’s a bright and sunny day out there so far. Nice and warm out there. Not too much of a breeze. It should be a pretty nice day out there.

I slept like the dead yet again. By the time we’re ready to go to bed, physically, I’m already sleeping. As soon as my head hits the pillow, I’m pretty much out. I was up a little early, but I think I fell back asleep for the last have hour before the alarm went off.

As promised, yesterday it was a gremlin day. Neither of us got dressed, and we didn’t stray too far from the Flat. In other words, it was a really good day. We both played TofK, taking turns and doing our own thing whilst playing.

What a good day.

It’s a new day here, and the coffee is flowing like coffee does, first thing in the morning. So have another cup, and raise your mug:

Happy Tuesday y’all!

More Zelda musings

Here we are again, me talking about Tears of the Kingdom. Just when I think I know what I’m doing, shit will enviably go sideways! But I’m slowly getting the handle in things. I’m currently ignoring all the main quests – I’m doing side quests, exploring, and just general fuckery.

Crystal is currently playing. For the last couple of weeks, I think, she’s been deep under Hyrule, exploring the Depths. I’ve been down a few times, but she has a huge chunk of it mapped, where I have just a small smattering. On the other hand, I have just about the whole top side map opened up. So we’re doing the same thing, but in completely different areas.

I’m doing all the “useless” side quests, like taking pictures for Sayge in Hateno, which gives me new paraglider skins. I also travelled up to Death Mountain, to get some Goron spice so I can start to grow my own food stuff. That’s pretty neat.

I also did a handful of quests in Tarrey Town – and subsequently I own a plot of land, and have a quant two room “dream home”. I’ll be able to build on that. I can have ip to 15 rooms, so it’ll be a build over time, to be a Barbie dream house.

You can’t tell me how to play the game!