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Author: Shawshank

I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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And I’m a gentleman so without a pause I brought her a case of Claws

Shawshank, June 9, 2024

I think the wind has finally died down to a controllable breeze. Right now, at least. Good Sunday morning my friends. The sun is shining, and the birds are singing. The coffee has finished brewing, and of course, Dateline is on. You know what that means, right? We’ve come to…

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The party raged and the guests were screaming

Shawshank, June 8, 2024

Good motherfucking morning. It’s Saturday, and the wind is still happening out there. But it’s sunny, and not too many clouds in the sky. The alarm went off this morning. I didn’t realize that the alarm was still set to my wake up time for Friday. So it went off…

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Knocking me out with those American thighs

Shawshank, June 7, 2024

Good morning, my friends. It’s finally Friyay. It’s been a heck of a long week. So we’re just about to the end. And guess what? As of right now, it’s not windy out! It’s been just about a whole week of pure wind. Anyways… Yeppers, it’s Friyay. And I can’t…

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I blew out my bong pipe, ran out of Bud Light 

Shawshank, June 6, 2024

Lemme start this off with a question- is it motherfreakin Friday yet? Sheesh, it seems like this is the week that will never, never end. Good morning, welcome to Thursday. So as an update to the drama that’s been happening, NewNewGuy got fired yesterday. Our general manager came a few…

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Thinkin’ ’bout a life of crime ‘cause that’s what I’ll have to do

Shawshank, June 5, 2024

Good morning, friends. It’s a bright, shiny, and wickedly windy out there this morning. It looks awesome out there, until you notice that all the trees are moving back and forth. Work yesterday, was interesting. NewGuy will probably be let go today. I guess sitting in your car, taking huge…

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Keep a little dirt under my pillow for the dirt man

Shawshank, June 4, 2024

Good morning everyone. It’s a bright and shiny day here in TinyTown. It looked like it rained most of the night. Now it’s just windy. I said it was bright and sunny, but it’s really mostly cloudy, and I think it’ll be like this most of the day. Work yesterday,…

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On This Day

  • 1 year ago...
    • You're the reason why I sing this song
  • 2 years ago...
    • Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
  • 3 years ago...
    • Some Alabama-jamma, she my Dixieland delight (ayy)
  • 4 years ago...
    • Book haul, but not for me
    • Then put your warm little hand in mine

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