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I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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Is it showin’ off my brand new lower-back tattoo?

Shawshank, August 3, 2024

Good afternoon party people! It is I. I had to work the opening shift this morning. Lemme tell you, first actual customer – about 3 hours after we opened. A whole lotta sitting around. I got home about an hour ago, and just started this post now. I had saved just over 70 YouTube shorts…

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You’ll never get to Heaven if you’re scared of getting high

Shawshank, August 2, 2024

A wild day off appears. Thank god. It just seemed like a long week, even though the days seemed to go rather quickly. The week seemed to move very slow. I think I slept ok last night. Just groggy this morning, with a slight headache. But that’s ok, that’ll fade as the allergy meds kick…

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I don’t care that you’re a stoner red wine supernova, fall right into me

Shawshank, August 1, 2024

It’s so close to the weekend, I can taste it. I’ve been closing most of the week. It’s not too bad. It’s busier than the morning shift, but other than that, it’s pretty much the same, just in reverse. We’re up, mostly dressed, partially caffeinated, and almost awake. I’ve been wearing a makeshift mask at…

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Sexy, confident so intelligent she is heaven-sent so soft, so strong

Shawshank, July 31, 2024

I almost slept through the night! It’s bright and sunny, and warm. I think it’s again, shaping up to be a warm day out here in TinyTown. The old people are complaining about the heat. I’m not complaining about the heat at all. Like McDonald’s, I’m lovin’ it. There’s just a bit of a breeze…

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Hurry up, it’s time for supper order up, I’m hot to go

Shawshank, July 30, 2024

Good morning everyone. It’s morning. It’s gonna be a long rest of the week, I think. For the rest of the week, I’ll be the adult in the store. I’ll be closing the store. but right now, I have my beautiful girl, some kitties, which are ignoring us, and coffee. It’s Tuesday morning, and it…

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But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy

Shawshank, July 29, 2024

Man, I’m tired. And I’m totally stuffed up allergy wise. I was up before the alarm went off. I wasn’t up because I wanted to. I didn’t check my alarm before going to bed. (Even though I knew it was set, and set to radio) At 3:30, my mind said, maybe it’s not set. You…

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On This Day

  • 1 year ago...
    • What do you, uh, suppose we should do? Well, does he like butter tarts?
  • 2 years ago...
    • Well, I hope Neil Young will remember a Southern man don’t need him around, anyhow
  • 3 years ago...
    • Every night she’d be on the floor shaking what she’d got
  • 4 years ago...
    • Let me steal this moment from you now.
  • 5 years ago...
    • Like, “Who’s that chick, that’s rockin’ kicks?”

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