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I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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Make-make-make-make that – clap, make it snap, talk to me now

Shawshank, August 9, 2024

Work ✔️ Groceries ✔️ Weed ✔️ Date night upcoming. I didn’t sleep all that great last night. Then a full day of work, and driving a hour (round trip) for groceries, and weed. I just sat down. I delivered the mail to my parents, and got a fall coat, and a heavy winter coat. We’re…

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Von Dutch, cult classic, but I still pop

Shawshank, August 8, 2024

God morning my friends. I got to sleep in a little bit today. This making Crystal lay in bed and scroll on TikTok. The new sleeping mask is really nice. Since I just woke up, I’m struggling to figure out what to write to you lovely readers. What do I have to talk about? I…

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Spit me out like hot wasabi

Shawshank, August 7, 2024

Good morning everyone. I know it’s afternoon. But I do what I want. I tried out my new sleep mask last night, and it didn’t fall off in the night. I slept, but I don’t think it was too restful. I was up early, because I was all stuffed up. I woke Crystal up with…

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‘Cause I don’t trust no one to love me back, but she say, “I do”

Shawshank, August 6, 2024

Here I am. Just in from work. Work wasn’t too bad this morning. I had a plan. I left all the empty propane tanks for today. And as luck would have it, I was the third person today. So I went out shortly after we opened, and filled 8 propane tanks. Color me accomplished. Then…

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Police have got the choke hold, oh, then we just lost the beat

Shawshank, August 5, 2024

It’s a provincial holiday today. I’m up earlyish, because I have to work the day. I have my coffee, and the news is on. I was out pretty much as soon as my head hit the pillow. It’s been cooler around here so we were under all the blankets last night. Oooh the weighted blanket.…

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The meat carved was drawn from succulent juices

Shawshank, August 4, 2024

Good morning, my friends. We’re both up. It looks like it rained sometime in the night. That means I might not be mowing the lawn this afternoon. But, we’ll see. I tried and slightly succeeded in sleeping in just a little bit. Just a little though. I think we I got up around 7:30. I’m…

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On This Day

  • 1 year ago...
    • What do you, uh, suppose we should do? Well, does he like butter tarts?
  • 2 years ago...
    • Well, I hope Neil Young will remember a Southern man don’t need him around, anyhow
  • 3 years ago...
    • Every night she’d be on the floor shaking what she’d got
  • 4 years ago...
    • Let me steal this moment from you now.
  • 5 years ago...
    • Like, “Who’s that chick, that’s rockin’ kicks?”

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