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I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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Snap and clap and touch your toes raise your hands, now body roll

Shawshank, July 28, 2024

Good morning all you motherfuckers out there. That’s right, it’s me, ya boy. It’s the lords day, yo. What’re you gonna do about it? I know what I’m going to do! Laundry and chores. Sweet, right? We’re both up, and the kitties are snuggling on the back table watching to world go by. We’re watching…

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I won’t forgive, the vengeance is mine

Shawshank, July 27, 2024

I got to sleep in. And I actually slept in. I shut the alarm off last night, and just slept. It feels good man. But I feel bad, Crystal lays in bed and scrolls TikTok. Chaucer is the most agitated, as he simply just wants to eat. Now he’s just stalking around looking disappointed in…

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Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight

Shawshank, July 26, 2024

Fuck yeah, it’s Friyay! The work day actually went really quickly today. I looked up and it was already 10:30. I looked again, and groceries had arrived. Before I knew it, I was on my way to the post office. Now I’m at home, and Crystal is finishing off a boss fight, and I’m posting…

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Got a 100 year plan you jus’ think about the today

Shawshank, July 25, 2024

Almost forgot to post. Here I am, scrolling memes on my phone whilst Crystal plays her game. It’s hot here again today. Lots of cloud cover, and smoke. So it’s just like an oven out there. The breeze feels nice though when it hits you. I don’t have a lot today, as nothing really happened…

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As sure as the stars shine above

Shawshank, July 24, 2024

With the Flat only being about 500sf, one would think that I wouldn’t lose anything in here, right? Well at 4:30 this morning, it was kind of chilly. So I looked for my hoodie. The hoodie that I definitely knew that I brought in yesterday after work. I just couldn’t find it for the life…

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A gin & tonic sounds might mighty good to me

Shawshank, July 23, 2024

Hello party peoples. It’s Tuesday, and it’s after 1pm, so you know what that means. An inconsequential update from yours truly. So yeah, hold on. You’ve paid for the whole seat, but you’ll only need half! Wow, that’s a build up, if you ask me. Don’t get your hopes up. It’s all down hill from…

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On This Day

  • 1 year ago...
    • What do you, uh, suppose we should do? Well, does he like butter tarts?
  • 2 years ago...
    • Well, I hope Neil Young will remember a Southern man don’t need him around, anyhow
  • 3 years ago...
    • Every night she’d be on the floor shaking what she’d got
  • 4 years ago...
    • Let me steal this moment from you now.
  • 5 years ago...
    • Like, “Who’s that chick, that’s rockin’ kicks?”

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