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I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fumanchu

Shawshank, August 27, 2024August 27, 2024

Here I am. Trying to get my eyes to focus. Allergies are running wild in my face. I would like it very much to stop. It really sucks. One side of my face is swollen and my eye is just leaking. It’ll stop eventually. So I apologize for any mistakes. It’s hard to focus on…

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Hang tight honey I’m a white line running down a dream on a long-lost highway

Shawshank, August 26, 2024

I don’t know how long this will be. I just woke up, and I’m am totes Mr Groggs right now. But I have a cat on my lap, and he’s snuggled in. Work was really slow. But the time moved along pretty well, before I knew it, I was on my way home. Before you…

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I only ring my southern belle with her boots on

Shawshank, August 25, 2024

Good morning everyone. I hope y’all slept well. It stormed here last night, loudly, and with a pretty beat light show. Oh, yeah, the wind was whipping too. I know this because, I was up at one point during the storm. I got up, and stumbled into the kitchen to close the window – knocking…

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Don’t act like you ain’t help me pull that bottle off the shelf

Shawshank, August 24, 2024

I’m awake, groggy, and annoyed that I slept in so much. I mean, what a waste of a morning. Now I feel behind the 8-ball. Technically we should be leaving for SlightlyBiggerTown in about 40 minutes, but neither of us are dressed, and there’s still coffee to drink. And I have to be able to…

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I’ve tasted blood and I want more (more, more, more)

Shawshank, August 23, 2024

Well well well, hello there Friyay. Finally you’ve arrived. I’ve just woken up. The sun is shining, and I’m trying my hardest to focus my friggin eyes. It looks like it’ll be a nice day out there. I just have one more shift, and it’s the weekend. I just have to live through it. It’s…

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Mr Billy Flynn and the press conference rag notice how his mouth never moves almost

Shawshank, August 22, 2024

It’s almost the weekend. Thank the gods for that. It’s a big change from days to nights, I pretty much forgot about that. But I survived the night, and tonight and tomorrow, I’ll be the one in charge. Yay. The air pressure has changed again, Crystal is coughing like a mad woman, and I’m stuffed…

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On This Day

  • 12 months ago...
    • What do you, uh, suppose we should do? Well, does he like butter tarts?
  • 2 years ago...
    • Well, I hope Neil Young will remember a Southern man don’t need him around, anyhow
  • 3 years ago...
    • Every night she’d be on the floor shaking what she’d got
  • 4 years ago...
    • Let me steal this moment from you now.
  • 5 years ago...
    • Like, “Who’s that chick, that’s rockin’ kicks?”

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