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I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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Fire up that loud another round of shots turn down for what?

Shawshank, August 21, 2024

Ahhhhh. Crystal let me sleep in. But I feel bad, Crystal was probably up wicked early, and then she just laid in bed scrolling. I mean, she could’ve been up and mostly dressed sitting next to me on the couch, scrolling. Ok, I see your point. It’s bright and sunny out, with what looks like…

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Two steppin’ on the table, she don’t need a dancefloor

Shawshank, August 20, 2024

Hey hey it’s ya boy. Fresh from a nap. I just crashed for an hour. It needed it. It was somewhat busy. Just busy enough to keep the time moving, but not really busy enough to sit down and relax. It was the end of the opening shifts, and tomorrow begins the three days of…

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Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey

Shawshank, August 19, 2024

Hey hey everyone. It is I, the shank of Shaw. I swear I’m here. I just woke up from a nap. A nap that I thought I was mostly awake. I guess I slept, and it was a deep sleep. I woke up thinking what year is it? Work was slow. I’m thinking a lot…

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And the girls on the bus kept laughing at us

Shawshank, August 18, 2024

I got to sleep in a little bit today! I got up sometime in the night, because my mask was missing. I quietly checked the floor, around the pillow and into the bed. I didn’t want to disturb Crystal, so I moved slowly, quietly, gently. But I couldn’t find the mask. So I put the…

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Yeah, we got free tickets to the Bran Van concert happening this Monday night at the Pacific Coliseum

Shawshank, August 17, 2024

Again, I was up before the alarm went off. I laid in bed, but ultimately getting up before the alarm went off. At least tomorrow, I can sleep in. Until 7:13. That always happens when I can sleep in. Worked the opening shift today. It’s pretty easy when you don’t get any customers for really…

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It’s hot when you’re drinking downtown and you’re getting called out ’cause you’re running your mouth

Shawshank, August 16, 2024

I just woke up. I try to take an hour nap when I get home, when I open. I almost made the hour today, but just woke up. So here I am. Chaucer is sleeping on the pirate chest, and he looks pretty cute if you ask me. Even if you don’t, he’s still pretty…

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On This Day

  • 12 months ago...
    • What do you, uh, suppose we should do? Well, does he like butter tarts?
  • 2 years ago...
    • Well, I hope Neil Young will remember a Southern man don’t need him around, anyhow
  • 3 years ago...
    • Every night she’d be on the floor shaking what she’d got
  • 4 years ago...
    • Let me steal this moment from you now.
  • 5 years ago...
    • Like, “Who’s that chick, that’s rockin’ kicks?”

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