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Author: Shawshank

I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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Sometimes you’re drivin’, sometimes you’re stallin ‘sometimes you’re flyin’, sometimes you’re fallin’ but there’s still beauty in the nosedive

Shawshank, September 2, 2024

Good morning everyone. Pippin was a menace last night and this morning. Making noise and running all over the place, playing with things that she should be playing with. She made Crystal get up in the night, and this morning to try to get her to stop. Spoiler alert: she really didn’t. So we’re up,…

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So I’ma love you every night like it’s the last night

Shawshank, September 1, 2024

Good sunny morning to all my minions that are out there! Big shout out to everyone that has a cup of coffee right now! Big ol coffee cup salute to the people out there, where ever you are, that are gonna do laundry this morning! Laundry gang for life! Coffee gang for life! Other than…

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I’ll ask polite if the devil needs a ride ‘cause the angel on my right ain’t hanging out with me tonight

Shawshank, August 31, 2024

I now have 2 days off of work! Woohoo! I slept ok last night. Only up a couple of times, but managed to fall back to sleep pretty quickly. I’m drained now, but I refuse to take a nap. So we’ll go to bed at the normal time and it’ll be ok. The question is:…

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I wanna play wet tennis all night with you

Shawshank, August 30, 2024

Fam, I’m tired. I got up in the night so many times. (Audience) how many times?! 12:30. 2. 3:30. 4:20(!!!). 4:25. Mind you, the alarm goes off at 4:30. So, yeah, not a happy camper this morning. However, I changed shifts with a coworker, and I have Sunday off! Woohoo! I can actually spent sometime…

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100% USDA grade-A beef, here’s my card, call me

Shawshank, August 29, 2024

Man, I’m tired. I was up again, around 3:30. Went back to sleep, and it only felt like a minute before the alarm went off this morning. The allergies aren’t doing too bad. My eye isn’t as swollen, but now it feels like I’ve been punched in the face. I’m gonna try not to nap…

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Throw some ass, free the mind

Shawshank, August 28, 2024

Today, Pippin is really determined to not let me sleep at all. AT ALL. sometime this morning, she was trying her hardest to get into the bedroom closet. Wouldn’t stop. So I finally got up and got her out of the bedroom, where I heard her run all over the house. Yay. This afternoon, after…

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On This Day

  • 12 months ago...
    • What do you, uh, suppose we should do? Well, does he like butter tarts?
  • 2 years ago...
    • Well, I hope Neil Young will remember a Southern man don’t need him around, anyhow
  • 3 years ago...
    • Every night she’d be on the floor shaking what she’d got
  • 4 years ago...
    • Let me steal this moment from you now.
  • 5 years ago...
    • Like, “Who’s that chick, that’s rockin’ kicks?”

Recent Comments

  • cellyhikes on One’s got the matches, one’s got the lashes one’s running her mouth again: “Sorry to hear, hope it all goes well today for you and your family 🙂”
  • Shawshank on Kissy face, kissy face sent to your phone, but I’m tryna kiss your lips for real: “I forgot to add the spaghetti sauce and the meatballs w/raisins were amazing. The garlic toast, and the pie were…”
  • Shawshank on Just a good old boys never meanin’ no harm: “She’s venturing out of the bedroom more. He’s currently sleeping under my side table, and she’s out sniffing where’s he’s…”
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