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So she’ll fall for the night while the neon light flashes

Shawshank, February 24, 2026

It’s been a bit of a morning here. Day two of ignoring Podrick’s antics. I don’t know if I’m sleeping a little later, or if he’s not being such an asshole in the morning. Or what. But all I know is, when I wake up sometime in the morning, the most annoying thing, and it’s…

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I’ve been thinking about setting my house on fire

Shawshank, February 25, 2026

Oh lawd, 4:30 came early this morning. You know what came earlier? 4:18. That’s when I rolled out of bed this morning. I had to be at work for 5:30. I got up, and noticed the cats weren’t around anywhere. I looked in the bathroom, and they were snuggled on the top shelf asleep. so…

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We’re right on the brink burned out like the prom queen

Shawshank, February 26, 2026

I passed out very quickly last night. I was le tired. I got the sleep daddy video that I wanted, got the volume right, adjusted my mask, and closed my eyes. I startled awake probably 3 minutes later, so I reset the video, and started all over again. Second time was the charm. I sunk…

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Somebody had to set a bad example teach all the prim and propers what not to do

Shawshank, February 27, 2026

Good morning my friends. I hope y’all are staying classy, because all y’all are classy bitches. We’re up, and out of bed a little early this fine Friyay morning: Podrick. ‘Nuff said. Plus, in addition to Podrick, it was wicked warm in the bed, and I’m still all stuffed up. So there’s that. So we…

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Drink some holy water from a Dixie cup

Shawshank, February 28, 2026

Just as the US and Israel (get in bubbi, we’re going to war), Podrick started his offensive a little later than normal,!8 think. I believe he started on Crystal’s side of the bed – the light I think. We both ignored him. I tossed and turned, just trying to regulate my body temp, and to…

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Burned out like the prom queen we’re all mirrors and smoke rings

Shawshank, March 1, 2026

It took a hot minute to fall asleep last night. I wasn’t high enough. The sleep daddy that I chose wasn’t doing it for me. After trying, and resetting the video 4 or 5 times, I put it in one that I know would work. I closed my eyes – oh and let me say,…

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