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Pretend you’re not a mess, be the happy family in the front pew

Shawshank, March 2, 2026

Podrick got me up a little early this morning. He had the straw out of one of Crystal’s water jugs. I took it, but I know if I tried to go back to bed, he would escalate. It’s was 6:30. I had already been up once, maybe 20 minutes earlier. So I’m up. I closed…

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Ain’t the last time I’ll show up drunk enough to throw a punch

Shawshank, March 3, 2026

Its been a morning so far here. Podrick and I aren’t talking this morning. He knows just how to push my buttons. Every time. The coffee has been brewed, and is currently being consumed. I don’t even know what to write this morning. I’m tired, and I’m struggling to come up with anything would be…

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When they call me crazy, I get hazy don’t they know that I love getting stoned hey

Shawshank, March 4, 2026

Welp, we’re awake here. Crystal has probably been up for at least an hour. I’ve been up on and off since around 5:50ish. But I’ve been able to doze in the minutes that Pod wasn’t 4x4ing across my body, or climbing the screen, or using with me, or the edge of the bed to push…

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One’s got the matches, one’s got the lashes one’s running her mouth again

Shawshank, March 5, 2026

Up early. But change of plans for the day. My grandmother is very very sick, so I’ll be escorting my dad to YetAnotherBigTown today. It’s about 5 hours away. He has a big scan today, so I’ll be there with him, while my mom is pretty much on death watch. So this’ll be a short…

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Look at this photograph

Shawshank, March 6, 2026

It was a long, long ass day yesterday that started at 7:30am, and ended at midnight, when I power smoked a bowl, and kissed The Beautiful One good night. I was still wired, so it took a while to fall asleep. I didn’t mean to banish Crystal out of the bedroom. I tried. I tried…

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I got a feelin’ it’s gonna leave a lipstick stain

Shawshank, March 7, 2026

Welp, we’re awake. Podrick did his best to get us up. After resisting for a while, I just decided to get up. It was close enough to 7 am, that I figured, why the hell not? So here we are. Coffee next to us, the sun is slowly rising, and Podrick is enjoying his second…

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On This Day

  • 1 year ago...
    • Kissy face, kissy face sent to your phone, but I’m tryna kiss your lips for real
  • 2 years ago...
    • Break me off a piece of that KitKat bar
  • 3 years ago...
    • But when you hold me in your arms, I’ll sing it once again
  • 4 years ago...
    • We’ve had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
    • Pussycat, pussycat I’ve got flowers and lots of hours to spend with you

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