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Your butt is wide, well mine is too

Shawshank, September 12, 2020

I was conscripted to help my mom bake. And by help, I was given a recipe and told to make a pumpkin roll. I’ve never made a pumpkin roll before. It’s just a thin cake. What could go wrong? I had to put walnuts in it. Yeah, it’s that bad! It didn’t turn out too…

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light a candle, curse the glare

Shawshank, September 12, 2020September 12, 2020
Flooooow by crystalcrystal (twitter.com)

They came in, and they’re SPECTACULAR. Related posts:Don’t Say It’s OverRibbit ribbitPew PewLike this:Like Loading…

Woohoo!  They made it!

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Goin places I’ve never been, seein things that I may never see again

Shawshank, September 13, 2020

Awake. The alarm was set for 6am. That was unneeded, as my dad didn’t get home until 12:30 this morning, so the note I got this morning says we’ll leave around 10am. Sigh. I can’t go back to sleep once I’m awake. I basically got up, turned on the shower, and turned on the coffee.…

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Upstairs and down the hall

Shawshank, September 14, 2020

My grandmother was up before me today. I know it’s two things: She went to bed at like, 6 last night. She has a hair appointment this morning. She always does this. If we have some where to be, she’ll get up hours before. Because it usually takes her about 3 hours to eat breakfast,…

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It’s astounding, time is fleeting

Shawshank, September 14, 2020

Whenever a Blue Buffalo commercial comes on TV, my mom yells at it. She must really dislike Blue Buffalo pet food. Today, I went to get the mail. She got a really nice pair of sunglasses. She never ordered any sunglasses. Her card was never charged, and they’re not prescription. Everyone in the house wears…

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Madness takes its toll

Shawshank, September 15, 2020

Hey I am. Awake. I don’t think I moved at all last night. So my back is just a little tweaky. But that’s ok, we have to wait for Canadian Tire to call us, telling us the pellets are in. I don’t have to worry about lifting anything for at least a few days. Coffee.…

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On This Day

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    • Ain’t got no picture postcards, ain’t got no souvenirs
  • 2 years ago...
    • Woke up drunk at 10 am, we gon’ do this shit again
  • 3 years ago...
    • Yes, I did, yes, I did somebody please tell him who the eff I is
  • 4 years ago...
    • On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man
  • 5 years ago...
    • And the gravedigger puts on the forceps

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