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We in that Sunshine State where the bomb-ass hemp be

Shawshank, September 17, 2024

Almost forgot to post today. Crystal asked to go to the thrift store after work, and I answered fuck yeah! I got $20 in my pocket. Let’s go pop some tags! Sadly though, there was nothing that we wanted there. Although, I did see Crystal gazing strongly at the tap…

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Give the old man a heart attack free your mind when you throw it back

Shawshank, September 16, 2024

Hey hey everyone. Yep. Up at the ass crack of dawn for work. Worked til 1:30. Came home and did my daily presentation of various YouTube shorts videos. That took about an hour to get through them all. Now I might play some Nintendo. Good times. Happy Monday y’all.

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Flip on the telly wrestle with Jimmy

Shawshank, September 7, 2024September 8, 2024

Twas a busy day Saturday. This is a post written from the future and posted to the past, because I totally forgot to post. I worked, and then we went to SlightlyBiggerTown for supplies. With supplies acquired, we drove back. We gorged ourself on Subway sandwiches and watched a movie….

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Rose tints my world keeps me safe from my trouble and pain

Shawshank, September 6, 2024

Hey this’ll be a short post, as I’m freakin tired. I was wide awake 10 minutes before my alarm. No matter what I tried, I couldn’t fall back asleep. And that’s all I wanted to do. Work was a shit show. Things weren’t done last night, which slow our morning…

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I’ll love you ’til the day that I die ‘Til the day that I die

Shawshank, September 5, 2024

BossLady is back. Now my watch has ended. None of the phone calls are for me anymore. Woohoo. I think I slept well, my head hit the pillow, and the next thing I know – the alarm is going off. I figure out how to actually get out of the…

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Don’t act like you ain’t help me pull that bottle off the shelf

Shawshank, September 4, 2024

Welp, I didn’t have to call the cops today. It was actually uneventful today. Slow, if you will. I slept ok last night. I had some trouble falling asleep. I don’t think I was high enough, it felt like my mind was a television set, and someone was just flipping…

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