Life I wanna play wet tennis all night with you Shawshank, August 30, 2024 Fam, I’m tired. I got up in the night so many times. (Audience) how many times?! 12:30. 2. 3:30. 4:20(!!!). 4:25. Mind you, the alarm goes off at 4:30. So, yeah, not a happy camper this morning. However, I changed shifts with a coworker, and I have Sunday off! Woohoo!… Continue Reading
Life 100% USDA grade-A beef, here’s my card, call me Shawshank, August 29, 2024 Man, I’m tired. I was up again, around 3:30. Went back to sleep, and it only felt like a minute before the alarm went off this morning. The allergies aren’t doing too bad. My eye isn’t as swollen, but now it feels like I’ve been punched in the face. I’m… Continue Reading
Life Throw some ass, free the mind Shawshank, August 28, 2024 Today, Pippin is really determined to not let me sleep at all. AT ALL. sometime this morning, she was trying her hardest to get into the bedroom closet. Wouldn’t stop. So I finally got up and got her out of the bedroom, where I heard her run all over the… Continue Reading
Life Hang tight honey I’m a white line running down a dream on a long-lost highway Shawshank, August 26, 2024 I don’t know how long this will be. I just woke up, and I’m am totes Mr Groggs right now. But I have a cat on my lap, and he’s snuggled in. Work was really slow. But the time moved along pretty well, before I knew it, I was on… Continue Reading
Life Two steppin’ on the table, she don’t need a dancefloor Shawshank, August 20, 2024 Hey hey it’s ya boy. Fresh from a nap. I just crashed for an hour. It needed it. It was somewhat busy. Just busy enough to keep the time moving, but not really busy enough to sit down and relax. It was the end of the opening shifts, and tomorrow… Continue Reading
Life Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey Shawshank, August 19, 2024 Hey hey everyone. It is I, the shank of Shaw. I swear I’m here. I just woke up from a nap. A nap that I thought I was mostly awake. I guess I slept, and it was a deep sleep. I woke up thinking what year is it? Work was… Continue Reading