Tiny Town Home Video All of your straight light eyes – wide on my plastic toys Shawshank, November 1, 2020 Aww yiss, son. We’re going to a wedding! And you know it’s gonna be a good one because the grooms “parents” are loaded. I mean they drive Volvo’s. Safety costs a pretty penny. Look at their fancy invitations. Who does that? Don’t people just send out e-invites now? Ain’t they all fancy with their expensive… Continue Reading
Tiny Town Home Video Time has brought your heart to me Shawshank, October 25, 2020 So I’ve figured out some thing, out of the 5 Twilight Movies that make up the Saga, New Moon and Eclipse are utterly forgettable. I’m pretty sure I’ve watched these movies at least twice before, and I have no real memories of these 2 movies. Like, I’ve never seen them before. Just like the books.… Continue Reading
Tiny Town Home Video I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand Shawshank, October 24, 2020 So I just finished watching The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Like the book, and Chinese food (man would I love some Chinese food), it leaves you feeling empty, yet wanting more. Like the book, the movie is the weakest of the Saga. It does have a good representation of depression, although the book, in my… Continue Reading
Life I was down at the New Amsterdam Shawshank, September 23, 2020 What a long day yesterday. In the truck for about 8.5 hours. That makes for a long day. The part that was supposed to be fixed, couldn’t be, for the price that they were willing to pay, so we brought it back. Frustrating on that end. Although, I was surprised when, as we were waiting… Continue Reading
Tiny Town Home Video I had adrenaline rush. It’s very common, you can Google it. Shawshank, September 20, 2020 How can a movie be so different from the novel of our generation? Welcome to Forks, where the girls are pale, and the boys are vampires. So many things are wrong about this movie. The pacing is off, and all of the major plot points are all wrong. I’m pretty sure only the names are… Continue Reading
Lockup Library Oh baby can you hear me moan Shawshank, August 30, 2020August 30, 2020 “About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how dominate that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.” Aww yis! You know it. Let’s do a book… Continue Reading