Life Whoopsie, made a oopsie 100,000 dollar oops made me loopy Shawshank, February 4, 2025 Good morning y’all. How was your evening? Let me tell you about The Beautiful One’s evening. They say a picture is work a 1000 words. Sit back and enjoy this visual novel. And Phil the handy man came over and shut all the water off in The Flat because, at… Continue Reading
Life We headin’ to the dive bar we always thought was nice Shawshank, February 3, 2025 Good morning y’all. We’re back into a cold snap again. It just looks frigid out there. I have a toque on. Welp, it’s Monday again. And that means back to work. And that’s ok. I’m sure I get on Crystal’s nerves after a while. but for right now, the coffee… Continue Reading
Life Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey Shawshank, February 2, 2025 I’m awake. Chaucer woke me up everytime he screamed. And he screamed a lot last night, and this morning. He’s currently leaning on Crystal purring away. I made Pippin another pipe cleaner toy, and she’s pouting because I’m not throwing it for her. She doesn’t understand to drop it closer… Continue Reading
Life Sorry I’m not home right now I’m walking into spiderwebs Shawshank, February 1, 2025 Hey y’all. I’m typing this from the couch as per normal, but it’s been a morning so far. With Chaucer scream like he was being beaten, and the fact that all the sleepless night, have finally caught up with The Beautiful One. Yeah, she’s not feeling the greatest, and is… Continue Reading
Life <insert song lyrics here> Shawshank, January 31, 2025 Good morning everyone. My eyes are still trying to focus, so this’ll be a pretty quick post this morning. I slept like a rock until 5am. Now I feel like Crystal in the morning. Even though she was probably up a couple of hours before me. I was a little… Continue Reading
Life I can see her looking fast in her faded jeans Shawshank, January 30, 2025 Good morning, my friends. I hope you slept well during the night. My back has been a little twitchy, so it hurt a bit while trying to roll over, and it’s still twitchy. It’s mostly from standing a lot. And I’ve been trying to stand more at work. Anyways… I… Continue Reading