Life If the world was ending, I’d wanna be next to you Shawshank, January 24, 2025 I’m awake. I slept like a log last night. The sun is slowly rising here. But it look windy out there. In a couple of hours, we’ll be heading to SlightlyBiggerTown for a much needed resupply. We’ll be hitting the normal places that we always do. Grocery store, weed shop, subway. It’ll be a fun… Continue Reading
Life I’m not skinny and I pull a Britney every other week Shawshank, January 23, 2025 Good morning my friends. We’re awake. I think I probably could’ve slept for at least another 20 minutes. But I’m an adult, and it’s time to get up. Besides, Crystal has probably been up for like 5 hours already. Yesterday was pretty much the second day of sloth. I only left the house because Crystal’s… Continue Reading
Life And you see me holding up my middle finger to the world Shawshank, January 22, 2025 It was totes a sloth day yesterday. With the exception of me jumping the Hot Mess Express. I started my mom’s truck, and looked over to where the Hot Mess was parked. There was a car parked right next to it. So I figured I would try to start it. Even though it wouldn’t start… Continue Reading
Life I just wanna love someone who calls me “baby” Shawshank, January 21, 2025 Ahh the first day of the Trump presidency. Did you see his coronation yesterday? We watched a little bit of it, then Crystal finally asked me to shut it off, so I put on YouTube TikTok compilations, and that’s what we watched until it was time for me to go to work. Work wasn’t too… Continue Reading
Life He crowned thy good, yes he did, in brotherhood Shawshank, January 20, 2025 Good morning. It was a little tossy turny last night and this morning. And warm, then cool. So yeah, we probably won’t be turning the bed on tonight. We’re still under an extreme cold watch. It’s still motherfucking cold out there. Yesterday, I went to start the Hot Mess Express, and it just wouldn’t turn… Continue Reading
Life <insert song lyrics here> Shawshank, January 19, 2025 Workin’ all day. Gotta bring home the bacon. So it’s a full day. It’s all good. I’m working with a good guy today. He’s learning how to be a key-holder. Not today, son. We want to get home and Sundays are not training days. It wasn’t bad at work yesterday. Just bloody cold out there.… Continue Reading