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She’s a root tootin’ pistol from the lonestar state

Shawshank, April 13, 2026

The world started with a crash. That crash: Podrick manhandling his food dish to knock it into its side, so the lid pops off and food falls out. Thankfully, it was almost empty, so I don’t think he got a lot out of it. It got refilled this morning. He…

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Guess your daddy never told you when you were growin’ up if you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tough

Shawshank, April 12, 2026

Well, well, well. It’s Sunday morning, and I had a great sleep. Great. Slept almost all the way through the night. Only got up once. I woke up this morning at 6:40. Pippin was snuggled in between us. I crawl out of bed. It’s cold in The Flat. You see,…

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And if I smell like smoke, I’ma light it up

Shawshank, April 11, 2026

So yeah, here we are. I’ve been up since around 4. I couldn’t regulate my temperature. I was so very warm, so I move up a layer, then I was freezing. I couldn’t find a happy position that kept my temp where I wanted it. I made it to about…

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She’s on the highest dose of Prozac a woman can take

Shawshank, April 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Holy shit, it’s Friday y’all! I’ve been up for a while now. I was just mostly … awake. Podrick’s been running around like a crazy kitty. It sounded like he was getting into everything this morning. However, when I got up and dressed, the only thing out of place, was…

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But if I smell like smoke, it’s only ’cause I’ve been through hell

Shawshank, April 9, 2026April 9, 2026

I was very surprised when I looked at my phone, forced my eyes to focus, and saw that the time was 6:58. The Beautiful One and Podrick let me sleep in an extra half hour. I mean I was up around 5? I think. I had to pee, then back…

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You call me on my car phone with that je ne sais quois you say you need a little of my ooh-la-la

Shawshank, April 8, 2026

Good morning. I’ve been mostly awake for a while. We’ll leave the morning alone with that lone sentence. He’s in full asshole/feral mode today. I’m pretty much done with him this morning. Pippin isn’t too impressed with him either. Yes, once again it’s Rex Manning day. So that automatically makes…

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