Life ‘Cause it’s getting harder and harder to breathe Shawshank, October 12, 2025 We awoke to the sound of an idiot. Podrick is just fine after two beautiful days of having a quiet mellow kitty. He’s back to us usual shenanigans. He’s back, and he’s more of an asshole! Yay. It doesn’t help that is head is tiny. He’s totally pear shaped. His… Continue Reading
Life Got a 100 year plan you jus’ think about the today Shawshank, October 5, 2025 I fucked up again last night. I got too high whilst The Beautiful One had a spa night in the bathtub. I didn’t think I was getting that high. Just doing what I normally do. I was pretty wobbly when Crystal called me in to watch Dexter sing Cabaret. So… Continue Reading
Life Been working so hard I’m punching my card Shawshank, September 21, 2025 We were awoken to the sound of something falling to the ground. It’s a sound I’m not used to hearing. Podrick, the clueless himbo actually managed to knock over a brick. One basically fell off the other. So that was a sound. It was actually sunny here yesterday, and it… Continue Reading
Life Then I fumbled through my closet, for my clothes and found my cleanest dirty shirt Shawshank, September 14, 2025 That was the weirdest sleep I’ve had in a while. I crashed hard last night, and went to bed, leaving The Beautiful One to close up the Flat last night. I barely got the coffee ready, before stumbling to the bedroom and getting out of my clothes. I was just… Continue Reading
Life That’s when I saw her, ooh, I saw her she walked in through the out door, out door Shawshank, September 9, 2025 Good morning everyone. Today is my Sunday. Although, I did do the laundry yesterday, I still have chores to do. Podrick let us sleep in. And by that, Podrick started to play with my fan, so I put him in the hall, closed the door, and both of us went… Continue Reading
Life People say, “You look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty” Shawshank, August 31, 2025 I slept in just a little compared to days previous. It was a little too warm for me to be under covers. I only meant to get up and go to the bathroom and come back, but then Podrick figured it was time for everyone to be up. You see,… Continue Reading