Life And I destroyed the map, I even thought I forgot it. However, everyday I’m dumping the body Shawshank, July 17, 2022 Good morning party people! It’s a bright, sunny and hot hot hot morning already. All the blinds are down, and Pippin is annoyed that she can’t look out the back door. Reason – it’s closed to try and keep the heat at bay. I told her I’ll open it in… Continue Reading
Life Everything is bleak, it’s the middle of the night Shawshank, July 10, 2022July 10, 2022 Holy shit! Good morning. In the night there was a huge windstorm, and I assume thunder and lightning, and all that super wonderful stuff that makes it really nice to sleep in. I was woken up in the middle of the night, with the wind trying to blow through my… Continue Reading
Life And all you hear are the rusty breezes pushing around the weathervane Jesus Shawshank, July 3, 2022 The birds are singing, and Pippin is going where she usually doesn’t go. I opened up one closet so she could explore, so I could get some cleaning products out of the other closet. I’m sneaky like that. The bathroom door is closed and said cleaning products are at work… Continue Reading
Life ‘Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker) Shawshank, June 12, 2022 Good morning everyone! Pippin let me sleep until my alarm went off this morning! Let me tell you that it was glorious. Of course the one time I was banking on her waking me up early didn’t pan out to chat with Crystal this morning. That’s ok. Chore day here…. Continue Reading
Life I don’t want your maggoty fish they’re no good for winter Shawshank, June 5, 2022 Happy Sunday, mein friends! It’s a beautiful day outside, even if it’s just a little breezy out. Looks like it’ll be a nice day here in TinyTown. The town hasn’t woken up yet, as I hear no lawn mowers yet. Sundays here are quiet. Wait, I’m lying. Most days are… Continue Reading
Life And when she’s walking she’s looking so fine Shawshank, May 29, 2022 Heyy motherfuckers. It’s a gray day outside, and it’s supposed to stay like this all day. Pippin was trying to wake me up mere minutes before the alarm was due to go off. I cracked open my eyes, and it was dark. I thought it was before sunrise, as there… Continue Reading