Life ‘Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker) Shawshank, June 12, 2022 Good morning everyone! Pippin let me sleep until my alarm went off this morning! Let me tell you that it was glorious. Of course the one time I was banking on her waking me up early didn’t pan out to chat with Crystal this morning. That’s ok. Chore day here. I tried to run toaster… Continue Reading
Life I don’t want your maggoty fish they’re no good for winter Shawshank, June 5, 2022 Happy Sunday, mein friends! It’s a beautiful day outside, even if it’s just a little breezy out. Looks like it’ll be a nice day here in TinyTown. The town hasn’t woken up yet, as I hear no lawn mowers yet. Sundays here are quiet. Wait, I’m lying. Most days are quiet here but, Sundays even… Continue Reading
Life And when she’s walking she’s looking so fine Shawshank, May 29, 2022 Heyy motherfuckers. It’s a gray day outside, and it’s supposed to stay like this all day. Pippin was trying to wake me up mere minutes before the alarm was due to go off. I cracked open my eyes, and it was dark. I thought it was before sunrise, as there was little to no light… Continue Reading
Life And when the band plays “Hail to the Chief” ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord Shawshank, May 22, 2022 Good morning all you party people! It’s a bright and sunny morning here in TinyTown, and I have coffee! I’ve moved some plants outside this morning. So they should be happy out there. Up on deck this fine day, I get to introduce Pippin to the wonderful world of chore day. She’ll get to experience… Continue Reading
Life Oh, Valley of Plenty, ohToss a coin to your Witcher Shawshank, May 15, 2022 The clouds and the rain have broken, at least for today. It’s sunny and the big yellow globe in the sky is making everything nice and warm. Good morning party people, welcome to Sunday y’all! Yesterday was a pretty ok day. Work was well, very slow. BossLady called and got me to do a couple… Continue Reading
Life Just call me angel of the morning, angel just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby Shawshank, May 1, 2022 Hello! Good morning my friends. It’s a bright and sunny day here, but just a little windy. I’ll take it. The snow is melting, and it looks to be a nice day out there. No brunch today, however. I’m out of all the components to make it today. I’ll Ruth have the left over curry… Continue Reading