Tag: lazy Sunday

No no we don’t die, yes we multiply

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The sun is shining m, and I have a very snuggled up happy Chaucer on my lap. He’s been a good boy, not crying or anything. He was snuggled against Crystal, probably for a few hours.

Like yesterday, it’s bright sunny. It doesn’t look too windy. Crystal opened the door in the back for Pippin. She knows what to do every day – jump up on the table and cry until we open the door for her, and then she’s happy.

So when I ordered Crystal’s laptop, I also ordered a pair of shoes for myself. The yearly purchase. I ordered another pair of Adidas sneakers. I usually buy the same pair each year, because I know can stand in them at work, and they’re comfortable. But we’re currently in a holding pattern for Winter2.0, so I’ve been holding off wearing them.

In fact, we’re waiting for snow to come. We have a 40% chance of snow tomorrow. Yeah, it’s less than 2”. So just enough snow to puss people off.

Let’s get ready to do some chores! Happy Sunday, bitches!

Lovers in the bathroom and a line outside the door

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The Beautiful One let me sleep in. It was nice because I don’t think I slept too well last night. It took me a while to get to sleep. It was really warm last night. I was tossy and turny, and when I got up in the night, I was moist. Yes. I know.

So yeah. That’s my sleep story last night.

Good times huh?

Yesterday at work wasn’t too bad. The time went pretty quickly until about 5:30. But it’s always like that. Time seems to crawl. And crawl it did. But finally, the time came and I wasn’t on my a game but I managed to get everything done. We’ll see what I messed up when I go into work tomorrow.

I don’t plan on doing shit today, other than the chores from Sunday. But other than that? Nothing. I’m gonna do nothing. Crystal wanted to make a “punch-pussy” on Skyrim, so there’s a change I get to see a master of the ‘Rim do here thing, and I can slowly watch her newly created character morph into a stealth archer.

Eventually they are do!

You’ll wear those shoes and I will wear that dress

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Good morning everyone. The Beautiful One let me sleep in again, so I’ll have to do my chores even better today. I’ll have to give her kisses and touches through out the day so she knows I love and appreciate her.

We had a pretty good day yesterday. We headed to SlightlyBiggerTown for some supplies, which we picked up so extra snacky snacks. We needed the extra snacks, because we watched 2012. It’s such a cheesy movie, but still very entertaining. We roasted it as the movie played.

Today, today is another beast. But it’ll be nice. I trimmed a plant down big time. And it’ll be growing just as quickly as it was, it just has to start over again. It was getting too unruly. It’s a lot brighter in here now as well.

It’s gonna be a pretty nice day. Even better that I have The Beautiful One, and the kitties. Happy Sunday y’all!

I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday

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Good morning party peoples. That’s right everyone, it’s the lords motherfucking day! Get turnt! I digress. But yes, it is Sunday, and that means it’s also chore day here. So I a little while, chores shall be started.

Nothing much happened after work. I came home and posted my post, and watch Crystal play Fire-Figher Simulator for the afternoon. It’s a fun game to watch, but I really think the makers of the game relied on fire way too much in the battle sections.

We had a really good dinner of strips of ghetto chicken on buns for chicken sandwiches, and tater tots. Both were really good, and we ate our fill.

So today I’ll be doing chores, and I’ve been lazy completing them all, so I’ll make sure that I do them all today. But they’ll get done. Then we’ll be off to Shady Acres where I’ll have to haul 15, 50lb down into the basement.

So, let’s get today started! Well, in a couple of minutes. Happy Sunday, bitches!

Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey

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I’m awake. Chaucer woke me up everytime he screamed. And he screamed a lot last night, and this morning. He’s currently leaning on Crystal purring away. I made Pippin another pipe cleaner toy, and she’s pouting because I’m not throwing it for her. She doesn’t understand to drop it closer to the couch.

Yesterday was utter and total sloth. Crystal wasn’t feeling too well, so I fired up Persona 5 Royal and played that for most of the day while. Crystal slept beside me on the couch. Eventually, she woke up feeling better than when she went to sleep. She said she wanted dinner, and the dinner that I planned. So I fired up the oven and we ate like royalty.

‘Twas good, m’lady.

Today, she was awake, but let me sleep in a little. She’s so good like that, she’s been up for at least 3 hours before I even start to think about getting up, and she lets me sleep. She’s truly the best in the world.

Nothing much happening today. I’ll start laundry after this, more coffee, chores, etc. then we’ll be off to Shady Acres for dinner. Then of course, back to work tomorrow.

Oh yeah, trade war. Good times.