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Creampuffs and bourbon and the music was louder. My wife was competing in a game of chance

Shawshank, March 5, 2023

Good morning, happy Sunday everyone! We’re in the middle of the weekend, and it’s an exciting day today. Yep, that’s right. Y’all guessed correctly. It’s Chore Day! It’s time for cleaning, and dusting, and general renewal of the Flat. We’ll be starting that in a few hours. Who’s excited about cleaning? I am! Yesterday, while…

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Oh, get down turn around go to town boot scootin’ boogie

Shawshank, February 26, 2023

Well well well. It’s Sunday morning, and when the alarm went off, for me the bed was the perfect temperature. I didn’t want to get up. But I’m sure that Crystal had been up at that point, for at least an hour or so. But that’s just a guess. So I walk out to the…

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Life is demanding without understanding

Shawshank, February 19, 2023

I think I’m awake. I think I was up shortly before the alarm went off. But I quickly fell back asleep when Crystal pulled me into a snuggle. I fell quickly back to sleep. A deep sleep. It was almost like a full nights sleep in about 10-15 minutes. And now here we are. Awake.…

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So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin’ workout tapes by Fonda but Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda

Shawshank, February 12, 2023

First things first, (I’m a realist) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL CRYSTAL! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Crystal. Happy birthday to you! We were both up wicked early. The kitties were snuggling and all that, and I just couldn’t fall back asleep. We snuggled for a little bit, but…

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This is a song for the ladies, but fella’s, listen closely.

Shawshank, February 5, 2023

Oh, well hello there, my friends. When did you get here? The Flat is officially awake. I’ve been up since around 6:30ish, and Crystal suspects that she’s been up since around 5:30. It wasn’t my fault this time. Chaucer was snuggled up very close to her. And he’s like a tiny furry easy bake oven.…

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Washed my face, combed my hair, stumbled down the stairs to meet the day

Shawshank, January 29, 2023

It’s cold and dark out there. Cold. And dark. Out there. Good morning. Happy Sunday. We’re all awake here. The cats are stalking around. It’s a typical day here. I’ve moisturized, and cleaned up kitty throw up. Since it’s gotten colder out, the cats have been chowing down on their food. The last couple of…

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On This Day

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    • <insert song lyrics here>
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    • Inch by inch, row by row gonna make this garden grow
    • It was a teenage wedding and the old folks wished them well

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