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I’m killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom

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Good morning, I think it’s Saturday today, so we have that going for us, which is nice. It’s a bright, clear morning. I have NPR on, and coffee is just about ready.

Today I’m road tripping to BiggerCity. I’ll probably be leaving in little over an hour. 2.5 hours, and I’ll find myself in a Walmart. Fun, right? I think so.

Coffee is ready.

I have to remember to put up the barricade, because Toaster is scheduled to vacuum this morning. I bet if you ask him, he’s a little excited.

But I have to start to get ready. Happy Saturday everyone!

Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet

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Good morning! The birds are singing, and it’s a Good Friday in the making. Coffee is brewing. I had shit my alarm off, in hopes that I’d sleep in. Oh, I did sleep in. Until 7:17.

Yesterday was pretty boring, if I do say so. My internet appointment was an all day appointment. 8-5. Around 3, I get a call from dispatch, saying that it wouldn’t happen, but they could fit me in (doing me a favour) on Tuesday. I pushed back, asking if non of their techs wanted some overtime. I told them I didn’t want to have to take another day off. Within 45 minutes I had a tech out and, in 20 minutes after that, I had internet.

Today, I’m gonna text my mom to see if they want some company to SlightlyBiggerTown. I got nothing going on. It’ll be fun and I might find some random stuff at the grocery store.

But now, I have coffee, and some news playing from the GlobalTv app. It’s not as good as the CTV news I used to watch, but it’s some news. Happy Friyay everyone!

All my bags are packed, I’m ready to go

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Note: I’m writing this on Wednesday, for posting on Thursday.

So I’m going about my business, watching Orange is the New Black, and I go into the bathroom, and those lyrics pop into my head. And I stop dead in my tracks, and burst into tears. So I figure that if I’m going to continue to cry, I’d rather do it in the privacy of my bedroom, as opposed to crying in front of my mom.

As the title says, all my bags are packed, I’m ready to go. Actually all I have left is a hamper that’s packed, a dresser and a borrowed television. And a fan, for white noise. All my pictures are off the walls.

My mom asked me at dinner if I was going to be over for supper. I said no. Then she asked if I wanted to come over for lunch. I think I broke her heart when I said no to that as well. I feel terrible. I’ll be over Sunday for my grammas birthday dinner.

I’m excited to be on my own again. I’m terrified of being on my own again. I’m going to be ok. I know it. I know it in my bones. It’s been a helluva long time since I’ve been by myself. I mean I can’t wait! I really can’t, but I don’t know. I’m going to miss my mom and my dad. I going to really miss my gramma.

Jesus Christ, listen to me. I’m talking like I’m moving far away. I’m literally 5 minutes on foot away from Shady Acres. I’ve never lived in the same city as my parents. It’s gonna be ok.

It’s gonna be ok.

It’s gonna be ok.

Tomorrow night, I’m going to be making Rattlesnake Pasta for dinner. I’m very excited about that for sure.

Tomorrow, I sleep in a king sized bed.

And, I have a pair of genie pants with my name on it. I’ll be wearing those tomorrow night.

I got this. The next post will be from my new place – The Flat.

Thanks for listening. This started out sad, but I think that it ended on the happiest note! You guys are the best, for sure!

Because the drugs never work
They’re gonna give you a smirk

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Yawn. Good morning everyone. I’m awake, I swear I am. Just not fully awake yet. You know, I’m still trying to focus my eyes.

This is the “last full day” at Shady Acres. This time tomorrow, I’ll be loading my final load into the truck. I’m excited. I’m gonna look at this positively. This is a great thing!

It’s bright and sunny outside. No wind ( yay!), and about -18c, with a high of -2 today. Tomorrow, I believe it’s a high of 14 or 15c.

The weather girl on the local news, just said nails on fleek. Lmao I haven’t heard that in forever!

And on that note, happy hump day, and have a safe and happy middle of the week!

Who was gonna be, who would be first to kiss
Under those patio lanterns

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I’m awake, I’m awake. I woke up believing that it was Wednesday.

It is not Wednesday.

But that’s ok. The coffee is brewing.

The wind outside is still wicked. I’ll probably be driving in today. Yes, yes I know. I’m literally a block and a half away from work. The driving in was Mom’s idea.

I don’t have a lot of anything else to talk about this morning, so I won’t overstay my welcome. Have an awesome Tuesday everyone! Shawshank, out!