Finger in the air, slinging prayers, hair wind blown

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Here we are, awake again. Podrick was a very good boy this morning. I don’t know about Crystal but I was only awake a couple of times. He only walked over me once or twice. So I call that a win.

There’s not a lot of snow out there anymore. Maybe like Crystal said, spring is here. Mostly. It’s just a little chilly out there. But it is staying light out a lot longer now. I just can’t wait for the temps to follow. They’ve been teasing us with somewhat nice temps. But since there’s not a lot of snow or ice, I can finally take the truck out of 4 wheel drive. That’ll save on the gas, considering it’s locally 1.59 a litre.

I don’t really have too much more to write about this morning. I’m still mostly sleepy, so here’s a picture of two cats looking out a window.

He’s burnt out and pretty much baked but he treats me good, for goodness’ sake

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Podrick was being Podrick this morning. I’m sure he was totes pissing off Crystal this morning. But, Th Beautiful One let me sleep all the way up to 7:30! So I rolled out of the bed, and we started a day.

Yesterday wasn’t too bad. We got up and did the chore thang. We did the brunch thang. Once the laundry was put away, it was pretty much time to head over to Shady Acres. I hauled bags of pellets downstairs, and emptied them into buckets. Then I cleaned the stove, and re lit it.

I tried to fix my mom’s Netflix app. She can’t cast Netflix to the Chromecast anymore. After some research, Netflix stopped support for the Chromecast late last year. so I gave mom a picture of the cheap Roku stick. They have to go to InsertRandomlyBiggerTownHere, so mom said she’d pick one up, and I said I’d set it up on Sunday.

Once home, Crystal played some Saints Row 4, then hopped into the shower. Once she was out, I put in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. It was a cute movie. Really felt like it was trying so hard to be like the original movie. Jenna Ortega has no acting range other than petulant goth child. I think this movie and the new Scream sequels will pretty much be her acting mountaintop.

I said what I said.

Back to work this afternoon. It was a really nice two days in a row off. Let’s jump back into the rat race. It’s Monday, bitches!

And no one’s gonna call the cops on the sheriff’s only son

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We actually slept in. I don’t know if Podrick was just being nice, or because I was up and out looking for not one but two sleep masks, with my flashlight out and everything. You see, someone took both my sleep masks off me. Usually when someone does that, they put them where I can blindly pat my hands to find them. Not this morning.

Not even close.

So I get up , and actually look at the time. It’s 3:03am. My first thought is, great! I can still get back to sleep again. Lemme just pee, then I’ll find my mask, and get back to sleep. Podrick didn’t visit while I was on the toilet. I head back into the room and do a quick pat down, in the dark, and of course with my eyes shut. Nothing. Damn it.

I say to myself, fuck it, we’ll do it live. That lasted about 3 minutes, and I get up, and fish my phone out of its pillow prison. I climb out of bed, and start sweeping the bed. I lift up my pillows, and flip the blankets up carefully. Nothing. I go in between the blankets. I sigh, and turn the flash light on, and go over everything again.

Nothing. Damn it.

On a whim, I shine my light down to the floor at the end of the bed. Pay dirt! There they are. The headphones are still playing Sleep Daddy. I pick them up, pull them back on, and reset the Sleep Daddy, and get comfortable back in the bed.

zzzzzzzz

Then the bed started getting really warm. So I move my upper part of my body up a level of blankets to cool off. Well, the cooler are outside of the bed nest, was a hell if a lot colder than under the blankets. It took a while to figure out the best combination of ultimate comfort: one leg, exposed to the knee to the elements. One arm, up a level, just under the top blanket. Head and face, partially covered, but a little more than partially covered, if you can understand that.

So, short story long, we’re up and we have coffee beside us. It’s Sunday, and chores will be starting up in a little while, after I pour some more coffee down my throat. Wow 6 paragraphs on my sleep struggles, that’s totally must see TV. Isn’t it? Wow.

tl; dr: spin, sleep, masks stolen, pee, masks recovered, coffee, too hot, too cold, just right, leg out, arm partially covered.

Happy Sunday, everyone.

Crystal on my neck bringing on the good vibes

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Good morning you crazy kids. I’ve been up on and off for hours. I mostly slept, but it was a light sleep. I could hear Podrick moving around, yet trying to be quiet. I was mostly awake, because my mind couldn’t identify what the sounds that Podrick was making.

So we’re up, and the coffee has been brewed, and being consumed. Podrick is meeting his first squirrel this morning. One was on the railing right in front of the big window in the living room. He sits perfectly still be his tail is whipping around. It’s like he can’t control it.

With the squirrel gone, young master Podrick retires to the dining room again for round two of breakfast. Now, the young hunter is trying to bury it. The young hunter stalks his prey, and mostly just stalks around The Flat.

Gotta head into SlightlyBiggerTown for some supplies. We’ll be stopping at the pharmacy, the dispo, the grocery store, Subway, KFC for Crystal to get her grease on. Then we’ll poof home and be lumps on the couch for the rest of the day. I think week two of Rey de Reyas is this evening.

So let’s get that second cup of coffee, and start the day, bitches!

Waitress asked me, “Is Pepsi fine?” I wanted a Coke but said “It’s more than alright”

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So I wake up and it’s dark. It’s dark because, it’s still dark out. My face feels weird. Both masks are gone. Great, someone took the masks off my face in the night. I try to calmly pat around my side of the bed to find them. Eventually, almost in a quiet panic, I find them, and Sleep Daddy is still playing on the speakers.

I slept a little more. Mostly dozing, because it’s close to the actual time that Podrick should be up and around. He’s actually running late. But I’m mostly up now, because I’m so freaking stuffed up. Bring on winter! The 8 months of the year that I don’t need to take allergy pills.

But it’s almost the freakin weekend. Two days off in a row. I’m very excited for it. I’ll still be somewhat busy with chores, and all that fun stuff. It’s also grocery week, so we’ll be doing that as well. Sunday, I have to clean the pellet stove, and bring down the rest of the pellets. I think I have twelve bags to bring down. Yeah, I’ve been putting it off. past Shawshank writes cheques that Future Shawshank has to cash.

One more shift until the weekend. Let’s fuckin goooo!