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Upstairs and down the hall

Shawshank, September 14, 2020

My grandmother was up before me today. I know it’s two things: She went to bed at like, 6 last night. She has a hair appointment this morning. She always does this. If we have some where to be, she’ll get up hours before. Because it usually takes her about 3 hours to eat breakfast,…

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Goin places I’ve never been, seein things that I may never see again

Shawshank, September 13, 2020

Awake. The alarm was set for 6am. That was unneeded, as my dad didn’t get home until 12:30 this morning, so the note I got this morning says we’ll leave around 10am. Sigh. I can’t go back to sleep once I’m awake. I basically got up, turned on the shower, and turned on the coffee.…

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light a candle, curse the glare

Shawshank, September 12, 2020September 12, 2020
Flooooow by crystalcrystal (twitter.com)

They came in, and they’re SPECTACULAR. Related posts:Don’t Say It’s OverRibbit ribbitPew PewLike this:Like Loading…

Woohoo!  They made it!

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Your butt is wide, well mine is too

Shawshank, September 12, 2020

I was conscripted to help my mom bake. And by help, I was given a recipe and told to make a pumpkin roll. I’ve never made a pumpkin roll before. It’s just a thin cake. What could go wrong? I had to put walnuts in it. Yeah, it’s that bad! It didn’t turn out too…

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Lift up the receiver, I’ll make you a believer

Shawshank, September 12, 2020September 12, 2020

Good morning! Happy Saturday! Today is the first day in about a month or maybe more, that I actually slept through the night. All night. Today, we were supposed to go in to SlightlyBiggerTown to pick up wood pellets for the stove by my dad came home last night saying change of plan were going…

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Take life from tomorrow, cause I’ve burned out today

Shawshank, September 11, 2020

Good morning! Here’s a coffee cup salute to everyone! We made it to Friday! I knew we would!now y’all just have to make it through the shift with out beating anyone to death with a spatula. It’s gonna be hard, but I know that you can do it. You gotta have faith, playa! I had…

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