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I blew out my bong pipe, ran out of Bud Light 

Shawshank, June 6, 2024

Lemme start this off with a question- is it motherfreakin Friday yet? Sheesh, it seems like this is the week that will never, never end. Good morning, welcome to Thursday. So as an update to the drama that’s been happening, NewNewGuy got fired yesterday. Our general manager came a few…

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Thinkin’ ’bout a life of crime ‘cause that’s what I’ll have to do

Shawshank, June 5, 2024

Good morning, friends. It’s a bright, shiny, and wickedly windy out there this morning. It looks awesome out there, until you notice that all the trees are moving back and forth. Work yesterday, was interesting. NewGuy will probably be let go today. I guess sitting in your car, taking huge…

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Keep a little dirt under my pillow for the dirt man

Shawshank, June 4, 2024

Good morning everyone. It’s a bright and shiny day here in TinyTown. It looked like it rained most of the night. Now it’s just windy. I said it was bright and sunny, but it’s really mostly cloudy, and I think it’ll be like this most of the day. Work yesterday,…

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Mix it up with something strong I feel a sin comin’ on

Shawshank, June 3, 2024

It was a froggy morning here in TinyTown when I woke from my slumber. I went to bed a lot earlier than I really wanted to, but I adjusted the heat on my vape, and it totally kicked my ass. I passed out around 8:30. Only up once, maybe twice…

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He had a pickup truck and the devil’s eyes

Shawshank, June 2, 2024

Good Sunday morning, on this second day of Pride month. How’s everyone doing? Settling in alright? I hope so. We hit the bed last night, and after some ahem, activities, we both passed out. Well, I did. I assume that the Crystal did as well. I don’t think I moved…

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Alles Gute zum Geburtstag

Shawshank, June 1, 2024

Awake! We (probably just me) slept in a little. You see, I forgot to reset the alarm last night, so it went off at 6 this morning. That’s ok, I just rolled over and went back to sleep. I managed to sleep in just a little bit this morning. Just…

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