Of easy wind and downy flake Shawshank, April 24, 2022April 24, 2022 Hey, y’all. Greetings and salutations from South of the Wall. Shawshank is currently dealing with effects of the snowstorm that spent the last week raging across Sadscratchythong. At the moment, TinyTown is without power, and he’s trying to avoid touching his phone. His regular Sunday brunch of bacon and eggs was replaced with cereal and milk. On the plus side, the power outage turned off his alarm clock and he slept in. He’s been outside and shoveled a path to the road. However, nothing has been plowed aside from the main road through town. With the power out, he’s keeping keeping things lively with a good book in front of the window. – Crystal Life
Life You ain’t seen crazy ’til you seen me all pissed off comin’ down your street July 25, 2026 Here I am. Sweating. Work is done for the day. I had to force myself to go back to sleep at 4 am this morning by repeatedly telling myself, listen up idiot, your alarm WILL go off. I managed to fall back asleep, waking quickly at 4:30, then the alarm… Read More
Life When the sun’s comin’ up I got cakes on the griddle October 10, 2022 Good morning all my city folk friends. It’s a bright and crisp day out here in the prairies. We’re up, and I’m dressed, Crystal is wearing her rammy jammies. Coffee is brewing, and we’re prepping to go out to the farm. Crystal has been promised that she’ll be able to… Read More
Life Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right June 25, 2025 The boy and Crystal let me sleep in this morning. I was surprised when I looked at the clock and it said 8 am. Podrick was playing with a soda cap. So I got up and gave him exactly what he wanted: Breakfast. So we’re all up now, and the… Read More