Held a bird’s egg between her breasts Shawshank, August 12, 2020August 13, 2020 Happy hump day y’all! It’s been a week today hasn’t it, nudge nudge, wink wink. Say no more! A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat, yanno. It’s a bright and sunny, but a slightly windy morning here in TinyTown. The guy across the street is using an angle grinder to chop up some metal. Me, on my second cup of coffee. Shady Acres is slowly starting to wake up. Nothing much going on here today. I thinking I’m helping my mom bake some bread. Tomorrow we have to go into BiggerTown, to helps grandmother deal with her hearing aids, and pick up a few things at Walmart. Me? I’m thinking about lunch in BiggerTown. I’ve been craving something. But I don’t know what it is. I just want ….. something, ya know? I can’t wait until they open the border. I miss my wife. I miss everything about her, and I want to get started here. Another week or two and I should be getting started talents on getting some ID. Can’t wait. But for now, holding pattern. Life
Life You in first place, you in first place bad bitch contest, you in first place June 1, 2023 Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me. If I’m posting, it’s a new day. Happy Thursday all you had bitches. It’s Thursday, and it’s also my birthday. The coffee is brewing and we are watching the news. I opened my present from Crystal and it’s a new robo vacuum!… Read More
Life Younger than the mountains, growin’ like a breeze August 15, 2023 Good morning my friends. It’s a mostly sunny day there so far. I’ve looked at the weather app a few times yesterday, and it’s supposed to get cloudy again today. But it seems like a good day for a road trip. We’re heading to BiggerTown today to deliver a sectional,… Read More
Life The people like, “Damn! That’s a cold ass honkey.” December 31, 2023 I woke up at 6:15. In my mind that was ok, only 15 minutes before my alarm goes off. Wrong. While I was lying there, waiting for the alarm to go off, I remembered that the alarm is set to go off at 7. Well, shit. I managed to fall… Read More
And by help, I mean pour new flour into the flour bucket. That’s it. So I’m ineffective as a baker of breads. But hey, I can get a job as a strong back weak mind, huh? Reply