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Shawshank, July 7, 2020July 11, 2020
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So I managed to drag myself out of bed this morning. I'll say that it was warm. I started to sweat as I was getting my running gear on. I was swearing to myself that I probably should've run yesterday. But I went out and after a little fast walking for a warm up, I managed to squeeze out 1.75 km. it wasn't bad after you get into a rhythm. But I still look like Tom Brady when I run. It doesn't look natural. 

That looks about right. 
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  1. The Editor says:
    July 7, 2020 at 13:37

    I don’t think anyone can run “gracefully”, or even “attractively”.

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