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But if you’d really grab me tight – all the way home I’d be warm

Shawshank, December 23, 2020

So we had our first major snowstorm here. I couldn’t tell if it was snowing hard, or if it was the 30kmh winds. I think it was the winds because where i had just shovelled it had drifted. I think it snowed maybe 6-7 inches. Total. My dad says there’s…

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So deck those halls – trim those trees

Shawshank, December 22, 2020

Good morning everyone. I’m just gonna cut to the point. I had a much better sleep than the night before. It still took a few minutes to fall asleep, and sleep was light before the alarm went off. But it was a better sleep than the night before. I could’ve…

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Was the Night before Christmas – 40 below when Snoopy went up in search of his foe

Shawshank, December 21, 2020

Good morning everyone. It’s Monday, need I say anything more? I had a pretty sucktastic sleep last night. The Melatonin, it did nothing. Nothing at all. But it’s ok. Least I don’t have to be at work today. Today, I’m going to SlightlyBiggerTown to buy more sleep aids. By sleep…

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Dancin’ and prancin’ in jingle bell square

Shawshank, December 20, 2020

Good morning party people. It’s Sunday, and it’s dark out. Last night, after a very disappointing Christmas episode on SNL, I just zonked out. Out like a light. I was a little tossy turny. At about 6, I was woke up by a sound that really sounded like I had…

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Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree

Shawshank, December 19, 2020

So I get out of work, and I’m sitting down watching TV. Because that’s what I do. The grandfather clock bings every 15 minutes. It bings at 3:45 which prompts my mom to look at her watch and say: “Is the grandfather clock fast, or is my watch slow?” My…

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Rockin around the Christmas tree

Shawshank, December 19, 2020

Hey guys, just a wicked quick post whilst I’m at work. I just wanted to show what I’ve done. I’m pretty proud of it as it was my first “design” task thrown at me. It’s my featured image, but I’ll put it in the post too so you can see….

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