Category: Life

He doesn’t have what it takes to be with a girl like me

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Good morning everyone. Crystal let me sleep in just a little bit, because she woke me up early a couple of days ago. She’s a fine, fair, beautiful, and wonderfully woke woman, and I love her for everything that she does.

It’s bright and sunny outside. It’s a slug day. I don’t really plan on getting dressed. I don’t have to go out anywhere. The biggest choice that I have to make is wings or burgers for dinner.

We’ll decide that a little later. Let the coffee kick in first, amirite? I’m pretty sure that I’m correct.

But since I had to work last night, tonight is date night. Good food, good movie, and a soak in the tub for Crystal.

And I think that I’ll play a little bit of Echos of Wisdom once I can focus my eyes reliably. So let’s get this day started! Happy Saturday y’all! Let’s all have a great-ass day.

Oh, I just remembered – it’s hoa hoa season. It’s just about time to do a binge of The SAGA. It’s just about time. It’s still cooking.

And the dummies might be right outside the darkness lurks

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Three more shifts until the weekend. Three more shifts until the weekend. It’s been a long week so far. And the sleeps haven’t been top notch. The last couple of nights, I’d gently place my head on the pillow, and the next thing I know, Crystal is telling me that it’s time to get up.

Crystal thought she heard gunshots this morning. It’s a good chance that it possibly was. I thought someone was knocking on the door. But being a good big city boy, I just ignored it. It could’ve been gunshots, or maybe some roofers. I have no idea. Crystal is usually right, so I’ll say I heard gunshots too.

I just wanted to post this picture again. Why? Cause it’s like totes awesome. Plus it fills some space, because I don’t have fuck all else to talk about that. So I’ll drink my coffee l, and watch the news.

I think it’s Wednesday, so happy Wednesday!

You bite my lip just for the taste

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Morning.

Terrible sleep last night. I’d just about get to sleep, and it felt like I was punched or poked really hard in my side, causing me to jolt awake. My side is a little sore this morning.

Then I just simply kept waking up. Randomly through out the night/morning. The only time I actually looked at the clock, it was about 6am.

The coffee is muchly needed this morning. It tastes nice and strong. It’s bright and sunny out, and I believe should be a warmish day out there.

Work wasn’t too bad yesterday. Just a little slow, but every once in a while, it happens to be like that. We cleaned and puttered around. But for the most part we just sat there, pretty much waiting for customers to come in.

Four more shifts til the weekend. Everybody’s working for the weekend.

You don’t have to stare, come here, get with it

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Was woken up very rudely from our old man, Chaucer. He was under the bed DJing yet again. You gotta love the sound of a cat throwing up, literally underneath your head.

Lovely morning, isn’t it?

It’s gray out there this morning. With drizzle. Today, I start my two weeks of closing shifts. Fun times. Well, I’m just the closer. There’s someone else actually doing the closing for the next couple of days.

But today, I’m just the closer. And right about now, I have to figure out what I’m going to have for lunch. I think today, I’ll just have some sausages and a new flavor Kraft Dinner. If I remember, I’ll write a quick review of it tomorrow.

But for right now, I have a kitten on my lap, and an empty coffee mug, begging to be refilled. It’s Monday, it’s gray out. It’s fall in TinyTown.