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I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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He crowned thy good, yes he did, in brotherhood

Shawshank, January 20, 2025

Good morning. It was a little tossy turny last night and this morning. And warm, then cool. So yeah, we probably won’t be turning the bed on tonight. We’re still under an extreme cold watch. It’s still motherfucking cold out there. Yesterday, I went to start the Hot Mess Express, and it just wouldn’t turn…

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<insert song lyrics here>

Shawshank, January 19, 2025

Workin’ all day. Gotta bring home the bacon. So it’s a full day. It’s all good. I’m working with a good guy today. He’s learning how to be a key-holder. Not today, son. We want to get home and Sundays are not training days. It wasn’t bad at work yesterday. Just bloody cold out there.…

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Baby, it’s cold outside

Shawshank, January 18, 2025

Sweet baby Jeebus, it’s wicked cold out there with the windchill, it’s about -35°f. I got up very very early in the morning, about 10 minutes before the alarm went off. But after picking up my coworker, we made it into work, and opened the store. Nothing special there. We sat for about an hour…

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Kicking back on your couch, making eyes from across the room

Shawshank, January 17, 2025

Good morning everyone. I really didn’t want to get out of bed, as the bed was just so comfortable. It was just so lovely. Then Chaucer started to scream. So that’s when I slowly rolled out of bed. It looks like a post-apocalyptic wasteland out there. We’ve had high winds all night, and it supposed…

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I’ll make you mine, you know I’ll take you to the top

Shawshank, January 16, 2025

I don’t remember the dreams. It was just a feeling, but that feeling is telling me they were strange, weird ones. Good morning my friends. It’s another day that’s starting, north of the wall. Another day off. I should enjoy it, because I’m not seeing one until next week. And that’s ok. It’s how the…

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So I’ma love you every night like it’s the last night

Shawshank, January 15, 2025

Good morning party people! I actually slept until the alarm went off. It was crazy, and I even had a dream in a dream! I dreamed that I overslept, and it was like 11am and I was supposed to be at work for 8. I figured out that it was probably a dreams when I…

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On This Day

  • 1 year ago...
    • I can’t sleep ’cause my bed’s on fire
  • 2 years ago...
    • Knocking me out with those American thighs
  • 3 years ago...
    • We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
  • 4 years ago...
    • I’d like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
  • 5 years ago...
    • In your heart I see the start of every night and every day

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