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I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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This kind of mistake is just a small blunder! So, forgive me on account of this cuteness!

Shawshank, January 26, 2025

Good morning party people! We’re up and about, and Chaucer is very comfortable, under a bit of a blanket. Coffee has been brewed, and since I did laundry a couple days ago, there’s not too much to do. So until I have to work another Sunday, we’ll be back on track. The closing shift wasn’t…

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I see you driving ’round town with the girl I love

Shawshank, January 25, 2025

Good chilly morning, loyal readers. We whole fam damily is awake. Pippin is playing with her pipe cleaner, Chaucer is snuggled up in between us, and the Beautiful One is typing on her Chromebook beside me. I slept like a log last night/this morning. Only waking up around 3 I think to use the facilities,…

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If the world was ending, I’d wanna be next to you

Shawshank, January 24, 2025

I’m awake. I slept like a log last night. The sun is slowly rising here. But it look windy out there. In a couple of hours, we’ll be heading to SlightlyBiggerTown for a much needed resupply. We’ll be hitting the normal places that we always do. Grocery store, weed shop, subway. It’ll be a fun…

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I’m not skinny and I pull a Britney every other week

Shawshank, January 23, 2025

Good morning my friends. We’re awake. I think I probably could’ve slept for at least another 20 minutes. But I’m an adult, and it’s time to get up. Besides, Crystal has probably been up for like 5 hours already. Yesterday was pretty much the second day of sloth. I only left the house because Crystal’s…

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And you see me holding up my middle finger to the world

Shawshank, January 22, 2025

It was totes a sloth day yesterday. With the exception of me jumping the Hot Mess Express. I started my mom’s truck, and looked over to where the Hot Mess was parked. There was a car parked right next to it. So I figured I would try to start it. Even though it wouldn’t start…

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I just wanna love someone who calls me “baby”

Shawshank, January 21, 2025

Ahh the first day of the Trump presidency. Did you see his coronation yesterday? We watched a little bit of it, then Crystal finally asked me to shut it off, so I put on YouTube TikTok compilations, and that’s what we watched until it was time for me to go to work. Work wasn’t too…

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On This Day

  • 1 year ago...
    • I can’t sleep ’cause my bed’s on fire
  • 2 years ago...
    • Knocking me out with those American thighs
  • 3 years ago...
    • We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
  • 4 years ago...
    • I’d like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
  • 5 years ago...
    • In your heart I see the start of every night and every day

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