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Author: Shawshank

I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
Life

Take life from tomorrow, cause I’ve burned out today

Shawshank, September 11, 2020

Good morning! Here’s a coffee cup salute to everyone! We made it to Friday! I knew we would!now y’all just have to make it through the shift with out beating anyone to death with a spatula. It’s gonna be hard, but I know that you can do it. You gotta have faith, playa! I had…

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Google maps is the best (true dat) Double true!

Shawshank, September 10, 2020

It’s been a lazy day here at Shady Acres. Well, it really hasn’t. But it feels like it. I haven’t cleaned or organized anything today, haha. But I have done things! Really I have! I applied for my health card.I donated books to the library. I dropped stuff off at the second hand store. (forgetting…

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Down by the river in the full moonlight

Shawshank, September 10, 2020

Awake! It’s almost Pre-Friday. Almost. You can make it. One of the talking heads on the local news is talking about the NFL and opening day. This guy is a moron. He’s talking about how good the Cowboys are gonna be. The. Cowboys. I’ll let that sink in. America’s Team. I’ll still root for the…

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Let’s go out to lobby and have ourselves a treat

Shawshank, September 9, 2020

Okay, I do feel pretty accomplished on cleaning the basement. I felt even more accomplished by hooking up a 30ish year old VCR, and having it play a VHS tape. It only ate it in one part and I wound it back up. But I wanted to get a DVD player to work down there…

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I don’t wanna miss you like this

Shawshank, September 9, 2020

Worst. Sleep. Ever. I was so stuffed up. I couldn’t breathe, except through my mouth. I just want to take a pencil to my sinuses, and stab them until they drain. Add on to that by tossing and turning all night, because I couldn’t breathe. Then I was hot. Then I was cold. Then I…

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Well you forgave and I won’t forget

Shawshank, September 8, 2020

Polka is life. Like I said in my last post, I knew it would only take a couple of hours to clean the basement. About 6 to be exact. I turned on some tunes donned some gloves and went at it. Thankfully after about 20 minutes my mom gave up helping and left. I didn’t…

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On This Day

  • 1 year ago...
    • Ain’t got no picture postcards, ain’t got no souvenirs
  • 2 years ago...
    • Woke up drunk at 10 am, we gon’ do this shit again
  • 3 years ago...
    • Yes, I did, yes, I did somebody please tell him who the eff I is
  • 4 years ago...
    • On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man
  • 5 years ago...
    • And the gravedigger puts on the forceps

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