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I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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My memory is muddy, what’s this river that I’m in?

Shawshank, December 1, 2025

Good morning, fam. Podrick was being Podrick this morning, so I’m up a little early this morning. I was nice and warm, and sleeping. With just a little drool on the pillow. I got up, and dressed. I stumbled out to the kitchen, and turned on the coffee. Then I turned my attention to the…

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Lazy yellow moon comin’ up tonight

Shawshank, November 30, 2025

The wee devil let us (me) sleep in. He didn’t knock over a lot of things. The picture of me and Prince Philip, a cat toy, one Nintendo switch controller. Oh, and a banana clip. Around 6:30 (I think), I got up and used the facilities. Then locked and barred the bedroom door. I lost…

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Wake up (wake up) grab a brush and put a little make-up

Shawshank, November 29, 2025

Good morning. Podrick was trying his best to get us to wake up and play with him. The Beautiful One was up at 3 to pick up shit that he was playing with in the bathroom. Then again at 6:50 is when I rolled out of bed. I’m sure he knocked the same shit down.…

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If you drink, don’t drive do the watermelon crawl

Shawshank, November 28, 2025

Up just a little early this morning. Podrick was being Podrick, so I kicked him out of the bedroom, and blocked the door. Crystal says he’s getting close to opening the door. My body said “you need to pre, and you really need to blow your nose.” I ignored my body and for a couple…

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Love to eat turkey ’cause it’s good love to eat turkey like a good boy should ’cause it’s turkey to eat so good

Shawshank, November 27, 2025

Good Thursday morning. The kittens let us sleep the fuck in this morning. By the time Podrick was making enough noise with the door, it was 7:30ish, and time to get out of bed. I was very surprised. So we’re up, coffee has been brewed, and the kittens have been fed. I was very surprised…

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If you wanna see heaven, brother, here’s you chance

Shawshank, November 26, 2025

Up a little early Tim his morning. Podrick was quietly being Podrick. I think I could’ve ignored him, and went back to sleep, but I couldn’t breathe through my nose this morning, and the bed was warm. I ignored him as long as I could, then just got up. Podrick was very happy to see…

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On This Day

  • 1 year ago...
    • I’m the smiling face on your TV
  • 2 years ago...
    • Keep a little dirt under my pillow for the dirt man
  • 3 years ago...
    • They’re magically delicious
  • 4 years ago...
    • I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner
  • 5 years ago...
    • Smooth like butter
      Like a criminal undercover

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