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I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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Nibblin’ on sponge cake watchin’ the sun bake

Shawshank, September 2, 2023

Good morning! It was almost a good sleep. I almost made it through the whole night. It was only the last hour, or hour and a half at the end, that I was uncomfortable, and tossy turny. So more than likely, I’ll be almost a 100% tonight. Hopefully. It’s bright…

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But the meanest thing that my daddy ever did was before he left, he went and named me Sue

Shawshank, September 1, 2023

Yep, we’re awake. I believe that we’ve both been up on and off, since about 3:30. For me, I was a little warm, head all stuffed up, and my back twitching a little bit. I’d just get totally comfortable, and I’d cough, or twitch, and then I’d be on the…

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Two trailer-park girls go ’round the outside, ’round the outside, ’round the outside

Shawshank, August 31, 2023

Morning. I’ve been up on and off since about 4:30ish. Tossy turny. I think it was around 6 when I was finally pain free and somewhat comfortable. But I was still tossy turny, which probably helped Crystal wake up earlier than me. The bbq yesterday was really nice. It was…

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Stay forever and ever, and ever, and ever

Shawshank, August 30, 2023

Good morning my friends. I hope your morning is going well. Except if you’re in Florida, I know you’re having a tough morning. Stay safe, y’all. I slept. It was ok. I have a knot or something on my side, so every time I try and roll over, I would…

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I’m high as a kite I just might stop to check you out

Shawshank, August 29, 2023

Welp, today I didn’t feel Crystal get out of bed. When the alarm went off, that’s when I found out. It’s ok though, because when she does get up just a couple minutes early, the coffee is ready when I get up. That’s awfully nice of her, if you ask…

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The silence, the terror, the pain, the horror. As your mom comes downstairs

Shawshank, August 28, 2023

Have you ever farted into a wine glass, then smelt it? Good morning my friends, welcome to Monday. Or as we call it here – brunch day. I woke up this morning, and my first thought: you forgot to take out the bacon last night. So the bacon is now…

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