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Life Stick like toffee, sip like coffee February 27, 2024 Well well, well. Good afternoon, bitches. It’s m, oh hod, it’s only Tuesday. But, at least it’s not Monday. I’m home from work, and from Shady Acres. I had to clean the pellet stove, and move yet another freakin table up from downstairs. HOW MANY TABLES DOES MY MOTHER OWN?… Read More
Life You never count your money when you’re sitting at the table February 16, 2026 Good morning. I was pulled out of a deep sleep by something banging. I couldn’t tell you if Sleep Daddy dropped something when he was recording. Or if it was Pippin and Podrick. I don’t know. Anyways, I’m up. It’s not too dark out there. It’s a day off. I… Read More
Life Guess your daddy never told you when you were growin’ up if you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tough April 12, 2026 Well, well, well. It’s Sunday morning, and I had a great sleep. Great. Slept almost all the way through the night. Only got up once. I woke up this morning at 6:40. Pippin was snuggled in between us. I crawl out of bed. It’s cold in The Flat. You see,… Read More