Life I’ve got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby – come with me Friday, don’t say maybe Shawshank, April 26, 2024 TGI-motherfucking F. It’s finally Friyay. Course since I’m the “floater” at work, I’m working tomorrow. Yay. I’m not looking forward to it, but that’s ok, it’s a paycheck. I’m home from a slow morning/early afternoon. We got everything done, and still had time to just be bored at work today…. Continue Reading
Life Warm touchin’ warm reachin’ out touchin’ me, touchin’ you Shawshank, April 25, 2024 Here I am. Off work, and determined to not take a nap today. I think I slept just a little longer than normal, so I had a bit of a problem falling asleep last night. No, lemme rephrase that. I didn’t have a problem falling asleep. I shot awake, or… Continue Reading
Life Give ’em the old razzle dazzle Shawshank, April 24, 2024 So yeah, I wore the loud hoodie today. Only one person mentioned that I was very bright this morning. But then it got too warm to wear the hoodie, so I took it off. No one mentioned what my t-shirt said. “My mom says I’m special.” My mom noticed it… Continue Reading
Life And we don’t know just where our bones will rest Shawshank, April 19, 2024 “Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true, Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil, Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet” Good afternoon people. I assume that you’re waiting with bated breath for my post. As you should be. I assure you this will be… Continue Reading
Life Cause I saddle up my horse, and I ride into the city Shawshank, April 18, 2024 Is it Friday yet? If not, why the hell did it snow last night? Why did it snow, when Crystal proclaimed that it was now spring? One of our customers put it perfectly. We wouldn’t have this problem, if Mother Nature was a man. Women just can’t seem to make… Continue Reading
Life <insert any song lyrics here> Shawshank, April 17, 2024 I’m just bitching in this post. Nothing to see here. Move along. I’m tired. I don’t think I’m sleeping well at all. It’s also cold out there with high winds. So all the old people have to come in and have a pithy comment about how it’s not spring and… Continue Reading