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Nobody’s gonna mess me around

Shawshank, October 11, 2025

Well that sleep sucked ass. As soon as my head hit the pillow, I was wide awake. I looked at the clock, and it was 11:14. The next time I looked at the clock, it was 2. Then 3, then 3:40am. I finally fall asleep, and the alarm goes off….

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Once I had a love and it was a gas

Shawshank, September 27, 2025

Whew! What a morning. Up early to open the store for 7, and we were rockin right off the bat. We did over a page and a half of fuel, and over 150 tenders in the 7ish hours that me and my coworker were there. We had, at most, 15…

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So cum on feel the noize girls rock your boys

Shawshank, September 25, 2025

Morning. I think I’m getting sick. I’ve been up on and off since around three. First I was too hot, then too cold. Then my nose started to leak. I could feel it moving, and then dripping. Then my eyes. I could feel the tears all down my face. I…

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And she said, “You’re just a Coca-Cola cowboy you got a Eastwood smile and Robert Redford hair

Shawshank, September 16, 2025

Yep, we’re up early today. I’m pretty sure I heard Podrick cannonball off the fridge twice, which probably would sound like a TV toppling over. To be honest, I was sleeping both times I heard him drop like a 12lb ball. But thankfully, the TV didn’t topple over. Pippin is…

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You could have a bumper car, bumping this amusement never ends

Shawshank, September 6, 2025

Here I am. Home from work, where a crop duster was buzzing the store. Loud as hell when they’re only about 100 feet off the ground. Scared an old lady at the ATM. When I got up it was dark. Dark and cold. I was told that today was going…

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Well, we’re all in the mood for a melody and you’ve got us feelin’ alright

Shawshank, September 3, 2025

Good morning. You can tell fall is on its way – it’s colder than a witches tit out in the rest of The Flat. The kitties have been fed. Well, Pippin has. Podrick is still eating. It’s the build up of yummy food today. Because, no food or water after…

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